Pie eating contest.....

The following fatties are to engage in a pie eating contest.

Al, from "Die Hard"

Fat Bastard, from "Austin Powers"

Sherman Krump, from "The nutty professor"

Bob "Bitchtits", from "Fight Club"

Who wins?

Feel free to add your own fattie.

Homer Simpson

If you allow TV feats, he literally could not be tortured through mass eating. He consumed doughnuts nonstop for hours and still wanted more. 😛:

Seriously though, probably Fat Bastard, or maybe Sloth from "The Goonies".

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Bob "Bitchtits", from "Fight Club"

His name is Robert Paulson.

Lard-Ass from Stand by Me rapes all competition. Check out them feats, f*ck-faces.

This is definitely the one thread in history where RJ kills everyone that opposes him. hahahahaha 😛

Seriously though, going for an actual character...
I'd have to say Chunk from the Goonies.

The truffle shuffle, man.

He hypnotises his opponents with it, then BAM!!! Both eyes stabbed with a dining fork.

(Fatboy chunk then eats both those eyes.)

Leaving him all clear to blow this thing and go home.

I doubt Chunk could outeat Klump.

Lard-Ass rapes.

Got a youtube clip for him?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I doubt Chunk could outeat Klump.

Why...? He could just throw up and continue.

Its not capacity thats in question, is it, just how much of a greedy **** the person is..

And other unduly ignored potential winner:
Mr.Creasote from "Monty python's the meaning of life".

Greed goes to Fat Bastard.

Ahhhhh. You obviously not seen "The meaning of life" yet, then.......

No sir. Youtube clip?

Fair play.

There ya go. 🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlfcF1I5e_g

jeez.....

Originally posted by Quincy
Lard-Ass rapes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Got a youtube clip for him?

YouTube video

If you've never seen Stand by Me, you gotta -- bet you'd like it RJ.

The fat kid in Matilda that got forced to eat cakes till he passed out or something.

Seen it, it's been years.

The Blob, any version.

Black Puddings ftw, baby.