I was going to pick Darkseid but then I realize that by the end of the day I would end up a slave.
So I go with Bruce Wayne. Enjoy the rich life, have Alfred served me meals, cruise in the Batmobile, and when Bruce goes out at night, I would sneak in and use the Bat-Computer to look a naked pictures of Selina, Diana, and Dinah.
I would only ask him to let me join the Justice League.
Top that bitchez! 😛