Battle of the Van Dammes.....

Started by Robtard2 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And many Van Dammes out to kill him.

Hell, all Chance has to do is hold out a plate from the local greasy spoon and Universal soldier will be hypnotized.

See, you're doing it again. You've got it in your head who you want to win, and now are twisting everything to make that outcome, regardless of logic.

The Van Dammes are out to all kill each other, not 13 gunning for the Universal Soldier.

No, that's just silly.

Originally posted by Robtard
See, you're doing it again. You've got it in your head who you want to win, and now are twisting everything to make that outcome, regardless of logic.

The Van Dammes are out to all kill each other, not 13 gunning for the Universal Soldier.

No, that's just silly.

No I'm not. Didn't I already acknowledge Universal soldier is the better trained? All I am saying is that Chance's fighting scene at the end of Hard Target was epic, and if he has a gauge, he'll take Universal soldiers head off.

Originally posted by Robtard

Ripping out Chance's throat or shooting off his mullet isn't going to do this to the UniSol.

Bwhahaha! His mullet in that film was devine. It was saturated with f*cking Jerry Curl, oh man.

Bwhahaha! *slaps knee*

Originally posted by jaden101
Leakage?

my bad, i meant BloodSport

Oh shit I missed that crylaugh

Bloodsport shits on all these movies

This had to be done.

I vote the one below btw. Punching out a snake. That's pretty gangster.

Cool.