You realize that it's your men's chronic sick fascination with boobies that makes me loose all my guy friends and have to GO TO THE MOVIES BY MYSELF, don't you?! 😒 And I like to see the guy type movies, you know blood and guts and spookies and sh*t, so I can't find any girl movie buddies to go with me.
Apparently, guys cannot stand being around boobies for an extended length of time without 'seeing' and touching them, and when I slap the hands away they go run off bawling "Wah! She won't let me touch her boobies!" and I have to go back to seeing movies alone again.
laaaaame. 👇
I had to go to the last Harry Potter movie all by myself, and I swear people were looking at me funny.
.....oh wait, no they weren't. They were turning their heads TO LOOK AT MY AWESOME BOOBIES!@#!#!
boxed2 doh