Elves vs Dwarves

Who would win Tolkien style Elves or Tolkien Style Dwarves

You actually did it!!!😂

Uh, Elves. And go put this in the LotR forum.

I put tolkien STYLE because thats the type I want people to think of

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Right....

Originally posted by Samurai100
I put tolkien STYLE because thats the type I want people to think of

Sorry, I'm thinking of Keebler elves and Time Bandits dwarves; the dwarves win.

Goblins via KO (flying knee) round 2

Well Tolkien's elves were basically fantasy Catholics and the dwarves were fantasy Jews...

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Well Tolkien's elves were basically fantasy Catholics and the dwarves were fantasy Jews...

And Orcs were fantasy Atheists?

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
And Orcs were fantasy Atheists?

No Orcs were a fallen sort of elf. So . . . Protestants maybe?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No Orcs were a fallen sort of elf. So . . . Protestants maybe?

Or Lutherans.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No Orcs were a fallen sort of elf. So . . . Protestants maybe?

Nah! I say Atheists...Protestants would likely be trolls.

muslims.

Those would be Goblins.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
Nah! I say Atheists...Protestants would likely be trolls.

DWARVES WOULD **** SHIT UP

how about mini me or hornswaggle from wwe?

Elven women are hot. It's Elvin, right? Or Elven?

Elves obviously = taller, longer reach, faster, longer range with bow and arrows, more intelligent, magical shit going on etc

is it an equal number of both or is it during a certain lotr time period? towards the end, dwarves outnumber elves.