Pin the wig on the Kratos

Eight contestants must pin the wig on King Baldy Bald the III(bobbobo reference) and it must stay on 20 seconds. each as has their standard eqiupment

1. Ezio
2. Link
3. Dante
4. Ragna
5. Ryu
5. Nathan(Resistance)
6. Cole Mcgrath
7. Sir Dan(medieval)
8. Lenneth

Kratos grabs Ezio and rips him in half like paper, does the same to Link, kicks Dante in the nuts, slices Ragna's head off with the Blades of Chaos, gives Ryu a punch in the face by the Gauntlet of Zeus, pulls the carbine rifle away and beats Nathan with it to death, proves to Cole that Poseidon's Rage is more powerful than Cole's lightning, I don't know a Sir Dan, and I don't know a Lenneth but Kratos will perhaps mutilate them.

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...what's the wig look like? >_>

either Saiyian Hair or an Afro.

You could probably talk Kratos into wearing a Saiyan wig if you convinced him it'd make him stronger. 😐

that is so true...

kratos - WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU!!!

person - im [insert name here]....your...um..spririt...guide...thingy

kratos - I DONT BELIEVE YOU!!!

person - stop shouting..jeeze

kratos - THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!!!!

person - ...right...anyway..i have this here wig

kratos - WHAT ABOUT IT!!

person - lets put it this way....you know zeus - full sized zeus

kratos - UH....YEA!!

person - you'll be able to pick him up in your normal state....with one finger

kratos - HOLEEE SH*T GIMME!!!
[insert long pointless (and LOUD) rant about defeating zeus and controlling the known universe]

and the rest is history 😬

Since Kratos is not restrained in anyway, expect casualties. But eventually he will be overwhelmed.

Dante or Link. Ryu could pull off a ninja move and sneak the wig on him...or is this SF Ryu facepalm2?

Someone distracts Kratos, Dante stops time, 20 secs pass.

/thread

^*someone puts the wig on Kratos

Yeah, if there's anyone who'd pull the trick, it would be Dante and his time manip powers.

Take note: IF

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You could probably talk Kratos into wearing a Saiyan wig if you convinced him it'd make him stronger. 😐

😆

Originally posted by MadMel
that is so true...

kratos - WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU!!!

person - im [insert name here]....your...um..spririt...guide...thingy

kratos - I DONT BELIEVE YOU!!!

person - stop shouting..jeeze

kratos - THIS IS MY NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE!!!!

"NO I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK! YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES!?"

I forgot to put this in

Kratos is Bloodlusted, and its gauntlet fashion Magics are off on all sides.

Maybe I should but Barret in for comic value since they yell loud.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Yeah, if there's anyone who'd pull the trick, it would be Dante and his time manip powers.

Take note: IF

But if time has stopped, wont it be 0secs in real time? :/

Originally posted by BloodRain
But if time has stopped, wont it be 0secs in real time? :/

If time is stopped while he has the wig on, then no time has passed.

yeah that does mean nothing has happen seeing as time completely stops means the that Dante still has to wait another 20secs to win in real time. I guess this is the only thread where time stop becomes a hindering factor rather than the usual benefactor.

Saiyan wig; spends 20 mins screaming to gain power, then in a rage kills whoever put told him
Afro wig; gains the power of funk and dances to 'blame it on the boogie'. He'll say hes mad at whoever put it on, but we all know he'll keep it x]

Dante won't get the wig on Kratos with the help of his time stopping powers because doesn't Kratos control time also? He can just stop Dante's time stop and pwn him.

Ryu from Street Fighter gets owned horribly because everyone agreed with me on the Cloud vs. Ryu thread when I said Cloud has swords and Ryu has none. Ryu gets chopped into little itty bitty pieces and Chun Li cries.

Kratos pulls down Link's skirt. His exposed pink underwear makes everyone laugh at him. Link flees back into the woods.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Dante won't get the wig on Kratos with the help of his time stopping powers because doesn't Kratos control time also? He can just stop Dante's time stop and pwn him.

Kratos doesn't control time that way. Dante pulls out that time slow and glues the wig on his bald head.

Dante then gets his ass kicked unless there's no Blade of Olympus or Pandora's Box around.