How would you want to die in Star Wars?

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How would you want to die in Star Wars?

If you were in the Star Wars universe and you are about to die, which death would you prefer?

lightsaber decapitation. quick and painless.

alternatively crashing into the bridge of a super star destroyer and killing thousands of crewmen in the process would be pretty cool.

Using my super sweet Force powers to destroy a planet, taking me with it.

In a massive orgy with a host of Zeltron females. 😐

To fulfil the myth... have Bane drop a moon on me.

Ehm, Yoda style... Not getting killed.

In lightsaber combat.

or

In bed with Aayla Secura or Bastila Shan.

Accidentally pulling the trigger on my blaster

or shoving a thermal detonator down Jar Jar's throat than laughing maniacally

In bed with AshenVor, Bastila, and Aayla.

Unless you two high-five at one point, you're gay.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Unless you two high-five at one point, you're gay.

My god, have you been reading Questionable Content too?

Frequently.

in bed with bastilla, Mara,and aayla secura. and jaina. heck, AND leia. tell me something.. how long do i have again, cause this list keeps getting longer...

the chick from the force unleashed.... etc...

Killed by Bane

Originally posted by Samurai100
Killed by Bane
Why am I not in the slightest suprised.

Gideon, Stop being gay. but I take Aayla she's more flexible and I got a nerd fetish for Twi'Leks.

By falling in a trap in a sith lord place and using the force to kill him

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In a Sith/Jedi battle, using a a self-sacrificial Force Explosion to kill the Sith. Or being stabbed in the heart before killing the Sith.

1. By a sarlac (digested over 1,000 years)
2. Frozen in carbonite and then accidentally dropped and cracked in half.
3. Fall off a weather vane from the Cloud City and plummet to my death.
4. Sith lightning
5. Drown in Yoda's swamp.
6. Sat on by Jabba the hut (and pooped on).
7. Crushed in a trash compactor
8. Force choked as I'm pushed off the Death Star into space and my eyeballs pop out as I'm choking.
9. Slapped by Count Dooku until I am a bloody pulp.
10. Storm trooper gang-bang until a bloody pulp 🙁

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
My god, have you been reading Questionable Content too?
Who doesn't?