1. By a sarlac (digested over 1,000 years)
2. Frozen in carbonite and then accidentally dropped and cracked in half.
3. Fall off a weather vane from the Cloud City and plummet to my death.
4. Sith lightning
5. Drown in Yoda's swamp.
6. Sat on by Jabba the hut (and pooped on).
7. Crushed in a trash compactor
8. Force choked as I'm pushed off the Death Star into space and my eyeballs pop out as I'm choking.
9. Slapped by Count Dooku until I am a bloody pulp.
10. Storm trooper gang-bang until a bloody pulp 🙁