Silver-Thor vs Justice League

Started by AsbestosFlaygon3 pages

No matter how powerful you may think the amalgam is, it is outnumbered.

1...make it 2 vs 5 top-tiers.

Each individual in the team seems to be more versatile than the amalgam if they work together as a team.

Originally posted by -Pr-
even combined, it's still 1 v 5. JLA should take it imo...

Originally posted by Zeuodin
MM Merges with Superman, Amping his stats, Flash takes everyone's speed and adds his own to the Superman Merge and Wonder Woman Gives them all of her weapons. With Hal Giving his ring. With flash they can do all of this before Surfer Thor even reach them. This is the JLA.
And this abomination watches the JLA do this? Because I don't nvr remember seeing prep on their side... or magical plans you created in your mind that would make a DC fanatic have dinner with the govenor, and make love to a man.

And that's just for the in-character scenario.

But seriously, you need to cut him some slack. In more than one way.

Originally posted by Philosophía
And that's just for the in-character scenario.

But seriously, you need to cut him some slack. In more than one way.

You have shown me the light

That was just sperm heading twoards your eyes.

Originally posted by Philosophía
That was just sperm heading twoards your eyes.
Straight twoards my eyes you say?

No, it was first deflected by Val, the original target. (yes, I'm making fun of somebody who can't defend himself. Boo-hoo.)

You're sending him messages on MSN, aren't you ?

"Val! Val! I'm so sorry to bother you but Phil is making fun of you on KMC!"

Also, JLA wins. (can't be totally off topic)

But either way, it's going twoards my eyes?

EDIT: I don't know if you're trying to be funny, or if you want to distract me from you defending your buddy guy, but either way, Flash gets one shotted.

Going all spelling nazi on me isn't going to help you, honey.

Edit: The only one who's going to get one-shotted is Thor. One-shotted out of the amalgam by Superman's punch.

Re: Re: Silver-Thor vs Justice League

Originally posted by Zeuodin
MM Merges with Superman, Amping his stats, Flash takes everyone's speed and adds his own to the Superman Merge and Wonder Woman Gives them all of her weapons. With Hal Giving his ring. With flash they can do all of this before Surfer Thor even reach them. This is the JLA.

😂

Originally posted by Philosophía
Going all spelling nazi on me isn't going to help you, honey.

Edit: The only one who's going to get one-shotted is Thor. One-shotted out of the amalgam by Superman's punch.

Only if by honey you mean for me to rub honey all over my weiner and put it up your already bloodlied warted anus.

And then he goes over and one shots Flash

Originally posted by Blanket
bloodlied warted anus.

droolio

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What does the first word even mean ? Does it have something to do with your sexual attraction twoards animals ?

Originally posted by Philosophía
droolio

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What does the first word even mean ? Does it have something to do with your sexual attraction twoards animals ?

Nobody knows

If there's a meaning for it, that must be it. Beasty for me...sty
Dogs cats, same holes, different sizes

You must have one of those Hole-Adapting Dick 3000 models.

I still have one of those old fashioned 3' one.

😘

I think the JLA takes it. They faced worse then this Amalgam.

😂 at this thread

Team loses. Combining these two would just be terrifying.

Re: Silver-Thor vs Justice League

Originally posted by Starscream M
Thor and Silver Surfer amalgamate to create the ultimate Marvel hero, the Silver Thor!

He has all powers of both characters as well as their combined skills and experiences. His attributes are the attributes of the two characters stacked. He has Thor's warrior mentality along with Surfer's cosmic awareness and intelligence.

Can he beat the following Justice League?

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Superman, Green Lantern (Hal), Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, and Flash (Wally)

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Two Scenarios:

1) Everyone is in character.

2) Everyone is blood-lusted.

team still wins.
they have taken on much worst then this.
plus they have flash