Robocop vs. Batman

Started by Robtard4 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
But deep down he is still Murphy, and knows how to use a gun, police training and shit. That cannot be taken away.

Yeah, he does. Being a cop doesn't make you super-marksman-of-the-year though.

Those Chinaman bodyguards that tried to shoot Batman probably have better training.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
In Batman's world the people who have guns ARE trained professionals

😐

But being a cop with cybernetic enhancements to sight and sound will help out a shit-load. Even if Robo's auto-target is shitty all he has to do is spray bullets into any car that Batman is hiding behind, It'll blow-up (like always happens in movies) and Batman gets blown up -- If Brucey is still alive Robo sprays some more and eventually tags him.

As for the China-men... completely difference scenario where Brucey was able to use the dark and stelth to evade the china-men. Here Robo already knows where he is and Batty has nowhere to run.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, he does. Being a cop doesn't make you super-marksman-of-the-year though.

Those Chinaman bodyguards that tried to shoot Batman probably have better training.

Mhm, just like Hans's terrorists had better training than an NYPD detective. See what I did there?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
In Batman's world the people who have guns ARE trained professionals
crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, just like Hans's terrorists had better training than an NYPD detective. See what I did there?

They probably did, overall, as they were likely ex-military. But McClane is resourceful, used his environment and waged a guerrilla war.

Murphy as a cop didn't show 2% of the savvy McClane has. If we replace Murphy with McClane, there would be no Robocop, he'd have punched the negro, kicked the Chinaman, headbutted Emil and shot Clarence in the face. /roll credits.

Originally posted by Robtard

Murphy as a cop didn't show 2% of the savvy McClane has. If we replace Murphy with McClane, there would be no Robocop, he'd have punched the negro, kicked the Chinaman, headbutted Emil and shot Clarence in the face. /roll credits.

Nah, Murphy let them shoot him to pieces -- he was silly like that.

BTW: The Chiman is not the issue here.

Originally posted by Robtard
They probably did, overall, as they were likely ex-military. But McClane is resourceful, used his environment and waged a guerrilla war.

Murphy as a cop didn't show 2% of the savvy McClane has. If we replace Murphy with McClane, there would be no Robocop, he'd have punched the negro, kicked the Chinaman, headbutted Emil and shot Clarence in the face. /roll credits.

Way to ignore my point. 🙄 🙄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Way to ignore my point. 🙄 🙄

What was your point?

as i have thought about this... Batman use bomb gun, blows up Robo/the end

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh

since i am GOING BY WHAT I HAVE SEEN ONSCREEN and since movie villains differ in every single movie

Originally posted by Blinky
Nah, Murphy let them shoot him to pieces -- he was silly like that.

BTW: The Chiman is not the issue here.

It was really Lewis' fault. If she was professional and hadn't starred at the black-guys cock, she wouldn't have been knocked-out and Murphy wouldn't have been taken from the rear.

Lesson learned, women shouldn't be cops.

The proper nomeclature is Asian-American, dude.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
as i have thought about this... Batman use bomb gun, blows up Robo/the end

Those bombs weren't all that powerful. He'd have to hit him right in the mouth.

Originally posted by Robtard
What was your point?

That the asians henchmen were typical henchmen, nothing more.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
as i have thought about this... Batman use bomb gun, blows up Robo/the end

since i am GOING BY WHAT I HAVE SEEN ONSCREEN and since movie villains differ in every single movie

What exactly was the explosive in Bat's sticky bombs? C4?

Not every gun weilding villian/criminal in the Batman movies were trained pros, dude. Jeez. 🙄

Originally posted by Robtard
Those bombs weren't all that powerful. He'd have to hit him right in the mouth.
Exactly. Whats that word I am looking for?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Exactly. Whats that word I am looking for?

Cock? That's probably what you're looking for.

Originally posted by Robtard
Those bombs weren't all that powerful. He'd have to hit him right in the mouth.

true, but all he has to do is incapacitate Robo using them and then finish Robo off using his excellent martial arts skills which he displayed very well in TDK, but Rob do you know if we are strictly using TDK here or should I wait to ask Matt when he comes in??

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
true, but all he has to do is incapacitate Robo using them and then finish Robo off using his excellent martial arts skills which he displayed very well in TDK, but Rob do you know if we are strictly using TDK here or should I wait to ask Matt when he comes in??

LoL, h2h skills won't do shit to a half-ton cyborg.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, h2h skills won't do shit to a half-ton cyborg.

in the beginning yes very true, but if Batman is successful using his bomb gun and stealth which he should be since Robo's targeting sensors are fracked up, Robo will be incapacitated enough for Batman to end the match..

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
in the beginning yes very true, but if Batman is successful using his bomb gun and stealth which he should be since Robo's targeting sensors are fracked up, Robo will be incapacitated enough for Batman to end the match..

Hahahaahhahahaah!... No.