Robocop Zombie Vs Infected Batman: It's on!

Started by Robtard3 pages

Robocop Zombie Vs Infected Batman: It's on!

Robocop, having been infected by the (DoTD remake) zombie-virus is hunting out for flesh to consume, when he hears the feminine-like whimpering of Impediment, who’s cowering in his bathroom. Just as Robo-zombie smashes through the door, Batman, now infected with the rage-virus (from 28 Days Later) charges in and clashes with the undead cyborg.

Who survives and gets to claim Impediment as either their meal or pummeling-*****?

Impediment's house will be the trailer H.I. had in Raising Arizona.

Robocop can easily smash Batman's brains out and I think Impediment would wet himself and die of fear before getting eaten.

Batman just becomes a zombie just like any other, Vs another zombie with metal armor...

So Robocop.

Oh yeah, two smart guys. What if Batman was infected with the 'I Am Legend' virus and it was night!

For the record, 28 Days later weren't zombies.

Infected with raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!!!

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh yeah, two smart guys. What if Batman was infected with the 'I Am Legend' virus and it was night!

For the record, 28 Days later weren't zombies.

Zombie Robocop would still own him 😐

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh yeah, two smart guys. What if Batman was infected with the 'I Am Legend' virus and it was night!

For the record, 28 Days later weren't zombies.

Hmm Batman would have a better chance because IAL infected displayed intelligence. He might win if he survives the initial encounter and learns he is no match for a straight up brawl.

LOTD zombies might be a better match?

The only part of Robo that could get infected is his face...

Hey wouldn't Robocop zombie be confused, he is seeing all this shit on his HUD?

Originally posted by Blinky
The only part of Robo that could get infected is his face...

And his brain, so the scenario flies.

Originally posted by Placidity
Hey wouldn't Robocop zombie be confused, he is seeing all this shit on his HUD?

He deals with it, tasty brains calling.

Originally posted by Robtard
And his brain, so the scenario flies.

I don't like your tone.

Originally posted by Blinky
I don't like your tone.

Robo's a nigh-mindless flesh eating zombie cyborg and Batman is a super-powered vampire-like creature, who's directly in his way of him biting into Impediment's girly-soft flesh.

That's the scenario, deal with it.

Hahaha I wasn't serious, 'tard.

Originally posted by Blinky
Hahaha I wasn't serious, 'tard.

Now I don't like your tone. This is serious business, damnit.

Odds are Mattie will be armed cuz...he has guns and shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Odds are Mattie will be armed cuz...he has guns and shit.

WTF, I said he's in the bathroom, whimpering like a scared Japanese school girl, so that's the scenario.

Glock .40 Cal pistol
AR-15 Assault rifle with red dot sight
Remington pump action pistol grip shotgun with mag-lite attachment
snub-nose Remington .38

Bring yo ass, Nigga.

More than likely, I'd grab my wife and throw her to the mutants while I grab my daughter and run like Jesse Owens from the KKK.