Altair vs. Ezio: The Drunken Slaughter Game
Altair and Ezio have had it with all the annoying drunks pushing them around and now, the assassins will fight back. I know there aren't any drunks in AC2 but lets just pretend that there are. Both of the assassins agree to make it a contest to see who can kill the most drunks. Best part of this is that they're both drunk as well. While drunk, it'll be tough for the assassins to do concentrated kills.
The slaughter is all over Acre and the guards are on break so they don't interfere while the assassins do this.
Who will slay the most drunks and will they be able to hold down their liquor?