being seen nude

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I don't care if people see me naked.

I'd just rather not have to subject them to it for their sake.

Aha. Such blantently low self esteem reveals you as a not entirely successful human. However, nothing will uplift your spirits like turning your attention to the brilliance that is the professional who resides before you. So no longer wallow in self pity, and absorb every juice of the Fantastic Flotsam that comes your way, recoice, for I am brilliant!

Price for the session is any pocket change (and lint) you may have.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I knew you were there, I just liked the attention 131

Next time, don't you think you could dance a little bit. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I don't care if people see me naked.

I'd just rather not have to subject them to it for their sake.

I know, cause you're just sooooooo ugly and your proportions are just soooo awful. 😐

Really, though, I'd gladly take donations from the body bank of ABS. 😉

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆

Next time, don't you think you could dance a little bit. 😖hifty:

Such textbook examples of body dismorphic disorder.
refer to my previous post for the same uplifting session (and fee) that your peer enjoyed.

payment for session will be half a pack of Mentos.

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Aha. Such blantently low self esteem reveals you as a not entirely successful human. However, nothing will uplift your spirits like turning your attention to the brilliance that is the professional who resides before you. So no longer wallow in self pity, and absorb every juice of the Fantastic Flotsam that comes your way, recoice, for I am brilliant!

Price for the session is any pocket change (and lint) you may have.

BRILLIANT!

Originally posted by dadudemon
I know, cause you're just sooooooo ugly and your proportions are just soooo awful. 😐

Really, though, I'd gladly take donations from the body bank of ABS. 😉

haermm

I have had several prudish roommates, so I know first hand that people have problems with nudity...however unfortunate. It gets really hot in the summer here.

It's too fun to walk around naked

When I was a teen I didn't like to change infront of people because I developed rather early.

But now I don't mind it. I know I'm beautiful just the way I am, and I'm not ashamed about my body.

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
hmmm intriguing. You my old man are a walking peter pan complex much like that dead pop star, what was his name........Prince.
$1.00 please, I do not accept checks.

that quote wasn't worth a dime 😂 maybe 2 cents worth 😘

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
When I was a teen I didn't like to change infront of people because I developed rather early.

But now I don't mind it. I know I'm beautiful just the way I am, and I'm not ashamed about my body.

Cool.

Based on that, we should change in front of eachother. Don't mind the boner. 😐

I joined the Army at a young age, so you learn pretty quick that inhibitions = just another word in the dictionary. Lol. We showered shoulder to shoulder, took craps shower to shower... so meh.

With woman or man?

that would be a woman my dear friend.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Cool.

Based on that, we should change in front of eachother. Don't mind the boner. 😐

Sweet 😎

Originally posted by Nivvy
I joined the Army at a young age, so you learn pretty quick that inhibitions = just another word in the dictionary. Lol. We showered shoulder to shoulder, took craps shower to shower... so meh.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Sweet 😎

😆

I forgot all about that post and this thread. My old post made me lol.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You crapped in the shower? Ew.

I was thinking the same thing. I guess she meant toilet to toilet.

I would definitely NOT like to drop a load right next to anyone. It's hard to explain...but that's like...weird as hell.

You just gave me a boner.

Me? I don't care. I've got a meaty cawk.

As for abs, I've seen the goods first hand in person. SO cash.

No,hell I don't even want to bee seen nude from my twin.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You just gave me a boner.

Originally posted by myinnerself
so why are you calling me a creep.. 😠

i asked a question its up to you if you want to answer..

i would like to know if there are any one out there that is not embarrassed being seen nude with no hang ups i was not asking you to show me your nakedness.

gee wiz i thought i was in the right place to ask questions but it seams that you just get shot down or that you need a degree in awkwardness to be here. 😠

if you don;t like my questions then please don't answer them as i am only human.