its christmas time again

so what are you doing for christmas the same as last year or are you going to do something different..

please be kind .

merry christmas

Is it really? Aw, well I'm giving presents, recieving presents, eating a baby, cooking a turkey, putting up a xmas tree and drinking eggnog spiked to hell and back. Not exactly in that order.

Originally posted by myinnerself
so what are you doing for christmas the same as last year or are you going to do something different..

please be kind .

merry christmas

Since it's the last christmas I'll have as a teenager I think I may masturbate twice in the morning mhmm

Eat too much, drink too much and maybe even think about the meaning of christmas.

same as always
spending it with my family at home and trying to aviod annoying family members[which is gonna be virtually impossible cause i live right next to quite a few]

Survive.

i miss doing Secret Santa in my family[on my dads side cause theres a lot of cousins] but we stopped for some reason aweweep
thats how i got Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

hi all.
Marry Christmas in advance to all.

I dunno if we can marry christmas but we'll give it a bloody good try

I divorced Christmas, the doosh of a woman owes me hundreds in child support.

Originally posted by Scythe
I divorced Christmas, the doosh of a woman owes me hundreds in child support.

She'll break into your house and eat all your cookies...that b*tch! 😠

Originally posted by steverules_2
She'll break into your house and eat all your cookies...that b*tch! 😠

I wouldn't mind that at all, I gave her children a good place.

*rubs stomach*

so that explains why you eat babies mhmm

christmas..what is that?

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
so that explains why you eat babies mhmm

Part of it, yeah.

Originally posted by Scythe
Part of it, yeah.

Whats the other part?

So...you eat your own children? I think there's a tribe that does that, if not in real life then in star trek

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
christmas..what is that?

it's the time of year when you all give me presents and give me slave women to have sex with 😄

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
and the other part?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Whats the other part?

So...you eat your own children? I think there's a tribe that does that, if not in real life then in star trek

it's the time of year when you all give me presents and give me slave women to have sex with 😄

Well frankly, it's because it''s just too damn fun, and helps me with my immortality, or so I think.

And no, I don't eat my own children, by god, that's cannibalism.

huh....mmm mhmm

I ordered Chinese take-out from the Chinese place across the street. I was quite angry I received Chinese food and not an asian.... Well, you know. That and it's across the street, thus flaunting my laziness, I smudge chocolate fudge on my cheeks and fall asleep.