Originally posted by Dan666
Yoro and Soi Fon would win.
How you ask? By making out. It would cause kakashi to die of a nose bleed and Gai to start shouting about how "unyouthful" kakashi is being, causing his back to be turned.
That would work but there's only one problem: Soi Fon is flat and so Kakashi and Gai will think it's a man and woman kissing eachother.