Originally posted by the.kenzo Well...if you had to hold it in at all, or it was making your stomach all gurgly...when you finally void your bowels you feel refreshed.
DAD
dadudemonSenior Member
Taking a big crap, then a shower, then relax for a bit (with gentle caresses for 10-20 minutes), THEN sex.
Those are good combos, if done in that order.
THE
the.kenzoSenior Member
Originally posted by dadudemon Taking a big crap, then a shower, then relax for a bit (with gentle caresses for 10-20 minutes), THEN sex.
Those are good combos, if done in that order.
Yeah, don't try to have teh sex while holding in your poops.
STE
steverules_2Senior Member
There was a comedian once who needed to do a poo before having sex with a girl, and he was contemplating which was better..
JAC
JacopeXRestricted
I hate taking craps...It makes me feel very awkward and the fact that I am pushing waste out of me in an awkward position just makes me quiver in disgust.
I prefer sex. 😉
STE
steverules_2Senior Member
Originally posted by JacopeX I hate taking craps...It makes me feel very awkward and the fact that I am pushing waste out of me in an awkward position just makes me quiver in disgust.
I prefer sex. 😉
Sitting down is an awkward position?
JAC
JacopeXRestricted
Originally posted by steverules_2 Sitting down is an awkward position?
With my ass inside a toilet bowl as I lean forward.
STE
steverules_2Senior Member
That just painted a nasty picture...but then I was expecting this, so I have pain killers and vodka on the stand-by at the ready
JAC
JacopeXRestricted
And don't get me started on wiping. 😘
I still prefer f*cking. 313
STE
steverules_2Senior Member
I wasn't going to get you started on wiping...whats your boyfriends opinion? 131
MAI
MairuzuOld School Cool
Do gays like pooping better than sex?
STE
steverules_2Senior Member
They might do, depends how big the poop is
WIC
WickedDynamiteTHE LOOSE CANNON
Re: Whats better?
Originally posted by steverules_2 Sex or pooping
WD and two cups.
STE
steverules_2Senior Member
Whatever your into sly
WIC
WickedDynamiteTHE LOOSE CANNON
It wasn't me! I swear they made me watch it. 😮
ROB
RobtardSenor Member
Originally posted by Mairuzu Do gays like pooping better than sex?
Would you date Odette Yustman, if it meant she gets to take a dump on your chest at least once a month?
STE
steverules_2Senior Member
Of course they did....
MAI
MairuzuOld School Cool
Originally posted by Robtard Would you date Odette Yustman, if it meant she gets to take a dump on your chest at least once a month?
**** yeah. Once a day? Nah.
ROB
RobtardSenor Member
Originally posted by Mairuzu **** yeah. Once a day? Nah.