Greetings once again, my nacho-stained friends

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Greetings once again, my nacho-stained friends

Fear not, your holidays will not be bereft of the of the relief that can only be provided by the singular services of Dr Flotsam MD.

So put away those nooses and revolvers my eau de vidanges, for I will once again assist you through another Christmas, rejoice as your savior is here.

You are much too late to the saviorship.

Your services are not needed for I am Dr. Jetsam: KMC Savior, extraordinaire.

I'm here for the free nachos.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
I'm here for the free nachos.

Ahhh, a dependence on food for happiness.
I sense that there is a deep emptiness in your life that may lead to extreme and dangerous responses usch as mutilation or suicide, find out what that emptiness is in my next diagnosis.
That will be 25 cents.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
I'm here for the free nachos.

with lots of nachos sauce and jalapeno's

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
with lots of nachos sauce and jalapeno's

Sounds good.

A piéton snack such as "nachos" never "sounds good", Mr "dadudemon".
You have obviously never endulged in the fine pleasures in life. A nice plate of foie gras with some mouchoir mushrooms and repas sauce now that "sounds good".
The cost of this advice is any loose packets of Splenda you may have lying around .

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
A piéton snack such as "nachos" never "sounds good", Mr "dadudemon".
You have obviously never endulged in the fine pleasures in life. A nice plate of foie gras with some mouchoir mushrooms and repas sauce now that "sounds good".
The cost of this advice is any loose packets of Splenda you may have lying around .

Yes it does.

As Bruceskywalker crunches on the chips covered in warm Nacho Sauce, we also hear a slight layer of crunching from the crispy Jalepeno slices.

That also sounds very good, indeed. 😄

plague carrier! spreading nacho fever!

you have been infected by nachos fastnuts

Dr Lucy Van Pelt>Dr Flotsam

These are Cheetos stains.

Re: Greetings once again, my nacho-stained friends

Originally posted by Dr Flotsam
Fear not, your holidays will not be bereft of the of the relief that can only be provided by the singular services of Dr Flotsam MD.

So put away those nooses and revolvers my eau de vidanges, for I will once again assist you through another Christmas, rejoice as your savior is here.

What is the topic that we are to debate? 😕

Boomshakalaka! 💃

Who keeps inviting this guy?

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
I'm here for the free nachos.

nachos? where?! 😱

Yo doc, my girlfriend is pissing me off. Advise me.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Who keeps inviting this guy?

Elvis. 😉

Originally posted by you get thorns
Elvis. 😉

Did he come to you in a vision whilst you were on the crapper? sly

Originally posted by steverules_2
Did he come to you in a vision whilst you were on the crapper? sly

We have lunch, regularly.

Sounds good