Originally posted by Impediment
Aunt May's crotch after the Doc Ock fight from Spider Man 2vs.
Pee-Wee Herman's undies after Large Marge showed him her ghost face in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
Oh mannnnnnnnnnnn thats tough.
I wanna say Peewee herman's pants, especially knowing what we all know about him these days.
But Aunt May I imagine as fiercely musty, will strong fishy piss overtones.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I dunno, man. Mac had just took a long ass flight from NY to LA, sweating his ass off in tin cans, rolling around in the dust and shit.
Just goes to show that when we watch Die Hard, we watch and think about different things.
Your profound love of McClane's crevice is dully noted though.
Makes a change from boy wizards, I guess.
Originally posted by RobtardNah, this one:
Gayest post ever. Stick to fagasizing over Harry Potter.
Originally posted by Robtard
He's actually a decent guy if you take the time to get to know him.He also can't lick/suck/tongue a scrotum like a veteran prostitute, it's rather breathtaking. I do recommend it.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sorry, McClanes nut cheese is blocking out your voice.
Did you say something, I could of sworn that I just heard something.
Could be a middle aged young-boy-wizard obsessive gargling wizard juices....?
Could be the zipping of a zipper on a mask....?
Who the hell knows...the acoustics are funny in here.
There you go again.
Originally posted by Sadako of GirthJust returning the favor, babe.
There you go again.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wassat? All I heard was "mmmmmfffmmmmmmmfffff", McClane must be working your mouth overtime.
Yes, through the power of ventriloquism he says in a not-too-convincing voice:
"Geeeeeeeee Susan, are your pants all peed in? Whyyyyyyyyy yes they are..... Looooook at your pissy pants..... betterchange those before the nappy rash sets in....yippeekiyay, motherf**ka"
BTW The reason you can only hear MFMFFFFFFMFFFFFFF noise is because that some underage "wizards" inner thighs cover your ears.