Link and Kratos vs Dark Khan

One day, when Link and Kratos were in the midst of fighting again because of popular fanboy demand on KMC, they suddenly get transported to Apokolips, where Dark Khan slowly appears out of a volcano in all his glory and gayness, and RAGE!
The god and the elf boy must put their differences aside and fight together to take out this evi.. gay abomination. Can Link and Kratos accomplish what Raiden and Superman were able to do together as a team, or will the kingdom of Hyrule and the God of War universe have no choice but to give into the RAAAAAAGE?

Link holds down DK while Kratos gives him beef stew. Lmao

I lol'd Ridley, gg.

Which Link are we using?

I think Kratos will just step aside and watch Link fight DK. If two powerful gay forces were to collide, they would be both destroyed so bye bye Link and Dark Khan. The only one left is Kratos so he wins.

Actually, if ANYONE's gonna give in to rage, it's Kratos.

Sometimes I wanna report Nemesis. But then I remember that, sadly, being stupid and annoying aren't against the rules. 🙁

Originally posted by Cyner
I lol'd Ridley, gg.

Which Link are we using?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Actually, if ANYONE's gonna give in to rage, it's Kratos.

But Raiden (an angry god) didn't give into the RAAAGE after some encouragement from Superman.. so maybe Link would/could do the same for Kratos.
Or something.

Dark Khan for the win.

No. DK gets pooped on.

Two words: Omega Beams.

Originally posted by Bro SMASH
Two words: Omega Beams.

Maybe it was for plot purposes. Who knows?

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Didn't stop Raiden and Superman from kicking his ass. Kratos is a god too.

Stopped me from kicking his ass a few times though 🙁 Beat him in the end though biscuits

If superman (who wasn't fully powered, his powers were being effected) and Raiden can win then I think Link and Kratos (a man who ass rapes Gods) would do just fine plus Kratos wouldn't give into the rage because he's already so enraged, I suggest he uses these for his 'rage' problem

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Kratos is a god too.

No he isn't.

Atleast the most modern Kratos isnt

Why's the game called God of War then?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Why's the game called God of War then?

I've never owned a playstation console in my life and even I know the answer to this question.

There are three Kratos I know of, Kratos(GOW), Kratos Aurion(Tales), and Cratos from mythology.

Originally posted by Cyner
I've never owned a playstation console in my life and even I know the answer to this question.

😆

Same here... though I did own the PS1.

Originally posted by Cyner
I've never owned a playstation console in my life and even I know the answer to this question.

You dont need to own a playstation console to know the answer 🙄

And my answer was meant as a sarcastic one 😬