Meta Knight vs Albert Wesker

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LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Meta Knight vs Albert Wesker

Meta Knight (SSBB) in all of his Sakurai-infused glory vs Peak Albert.

Fight occurs at the RE5 volcano.

Maester_yoda Senior Member

Wesker puts a boot in that smelly onion and shoots him point blank....end of fight

Cyner Too little too late

MK gimps Albert into the lava and then air planks until Albert melts, stopping only to gimp him back into the lava at times.

Wei Phoenix One-Eyed Dragon Of Oshu

Such spite.

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

MK spams the whorenado ftw.

Phanteros the Shade knight

MK sodomizes wesker

LLLLLink The Juror of Courage

Meta Knight's true identity...

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer
Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Such spite.
Neo Darkhalen Mission zero
Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Such spite.

Indeed so much so it's not even funny, well ok maybe a little funny, really funny....now what was I saying again?! Oh yeah. And thats how Dark Khan wins this match.

XanatosForever Steward of RP

*snrk* Sakurai...😖hifty:

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Yeah. Meta Knight wins.

MadMel Heh

leaning towards metaknight 😬

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

Is Meta Knight even that remarkable compared to Wesker besides his Brawl version? (which by the way is non-canon) I don't know much about him from the Kirby series, so that's why I'm asking.

MadMel Heh

canon metaknight can out-fly his own battleship (makes you wonder why he needs it 😬), teleport, and can create different types of energy/fire beams..being the same race as kirby he is just as elastic, fast, strong and agile as kirby, maybe more-so..
also, the attacks he uses in brawl are watered down versions of his real attacks, which are much faster and more lethal in the real games..

Cyner Too little too late
Originally posted by MadMel

also, the attacks he uses in brawl are watered down versions of his real attacks, which are much faster and more lethal in the real games..

That goes for almost every character in Smash

MadMel Heh

true, except for olimar - he is far more dangerous in smash 😛

Ridley_Prime Smug icon slayer

Originally posted by MadMel
canon metaknight can out-fly his own battleship (makes you wonder why he needs it 😬), teleport, and can create different types of energy/fire beams..being the same race as kirby he is just as elastic, fast, strong and agile as kirby, maybe more-so..
also, the attacks he uses in brawl are watered down versions of his real attacks, which are much faster and more lethal in the real games..

Oh..

Then I guess this match is just gay spite no matter what version of Meta Knight we're talking about.

👇

MadMel Heh

canon metaknight is also a mere 10-11cm tall 😬

but i happen to like metaknight - so i dont particularly care if he stomps 😛

MooCowofJustice Too Far Gone

Canon Meta Knight is still fast as hell.

XanatosForever Steward of RP

It'd be like being attacked by a mosquito on crack with a lightspeed jet pack...😐