Pringles: Racist and shrunk?

Started by Bicnarok2 pages

Pringles have something in them which make them more-ish, I can do a whole tube of sour cream and onion in no time, and feel well sick afterwards.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Pringles have something in them which make them more-ish, I can do a whole tube of sour cream and onion in no time, and feel well sick afterwards.

😆 So, you think it might be something in the snack that is making you sick, and not the fact that you eat the entire tube in one sitting? 😂

Are you talking a full sized tube or one of those stubby, "chode" type tubes.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7490346.stm

It should be obvious. I mean it's a FOOD, and it's made by PROCTOR & GAMBLE.

damn satan worshipers.

Well you know, it's that special feeling you get when you realize the chip you just chewed, savored, and swallowed was made by the same people who's only other vaguely food related products are antacid medication and pet food. "Hey honey, my snack and your tampon are made by the same people!"

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Well you know, it's that special feeling you get when you realize the chip you just chewed, savored, and swallowed was made by the same people who's only other vaguely food related products are antacid medication and pet food. "Hey honey, my snack and your tampon are made by the same people!"

Don't buy the stuff then.

if their snacks are anything to go by, that would be a high quality tampon

If you're not into it but you're girlfriend is, you could claim you went down on her through the associative property. I guess that's an advantage. Despite having a weird texture and getting sick when you eat an entire, non-chode sized container, they do taste ok.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Pringles have something in them which make them more-ish, I can do a whole tube of sour cream and onion in no time, and feel well sick afterwards.

MSG or something which mimmicks MSG.

You're all soft

In the late 80's, as one who speaks of floppy disks, I recall watching a 60 Minutes program on my "color tube television" about food and snack companies "re-formulating" the down-sizing of many items, i.e. Snickers, Pringles, etc. but were not lowering prices. The 80's were a strange time, many super geniuses went over to the dark side, and started using computers deriving ways to rob the unsuspecting masses. We who knew this (the guild) attempted to warn the masses, but the masses became mind-numb and soft. There is nothing that can be done today, they have installed "their" president into the US, and all is lost. Obama is reported to have $1 billion dollars in campaign contributions for his next election. That doesn't seem to scare people. Eat up, suckers! 💃

How the F are pringles racist ? Let me guess the color of the covers or what ?

Pringles are hyperbolic paraboloids. 😐 RACSIST!

No I did not notice i do enjoy eating them!