How would you torture someone?

boil hot oil over the stove and pour it over ones genatals......

Originally posted by Bardock42
I figured.

Did I spell those correctly? (The german words...obviously. That phrase is really important to communicating with all Germans. I swear to jeeeeeebus.)

Originally posted by dadudemon
Did I spell those correctly? (The german words...obviously. That phrase is really important to communicating with all Germans. I swear to jeeeeeebus.)

Originally posted by Bardock42
You did, yes.

Is it correct grammer, as well? I tried to make it sound infantile or child-like...but I don't want to do that at the cost of proper grammar.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Is it correct grammer, as well? I tried to make it sound infantile or child-like...but I don't want to do that at the cost of proper grammar.

Wait, you mean the "Stuhlgang im gesicht und hintern."?

No, that makes little sense, I think I know what you are trying to say but no one would say that.

Lubed light-bulb up the ass, followed by a swift kick to the ass. /repeat

Have them watch Predator 2 right until Danny Glover starts going after the Predator, then stop the movie, then start again from the beginning. Over and over again.

beat them with a midget. in the end you got two dead guys and no weapon.

Make them watch "Sex and the city" every day, all day, for a year straight.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wait, you mean the "Stuhlgang im gesicht und hintern."?

No, that makes little sense, I think I know what you are trying to say but no one would say that.

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Mission accomplished.

Now, tell me what it translates to, in English.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lubed light-bulb up the ass, followed by a swift kick to the ass. /repeat

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Dude, you would never get the bulb in because I would keep farting it out of your hands.

If you DID get the bulb in, I would use my super butthole poop squeeze powers to pop that sucker right out of there, before the kick comes.

This thread has reminded me of a screenplay I want to write.

I'll direct.

Force them to read TH's screenplay haermm

I have notes written down in a notebook somewhere...

Originally posted by dadudemon
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Dude, you would never get the bulb in because I would keep farting it out of your hands.

If you DID get the bulb in, I would use my super butthole poop squeeze powers to pop that sucker right out of there, before the kick comes.

I'd have sex with the person and right as they were about to have an orgasm, I'd stab them in the leg. Then hop off of them and leave them there to mull it over.

Originally posted by Tired-Hiker
If the person I was torturing was a person who killed my family or something unthinkable like that, then here's what I would do:

I'd kidnap them. Then I'd tie them up in a chair and pour gasoline on them. Then I'd take a lighter and pretend like I was going to light them on fire for about a half hour. Then I'd suddely leave for two hours and just hide, watching them struggle to get free of the rope. Then, two hours later I'd bust back into the room and run at them with a knife. I would cut off their middle finger and shove it in their mouth, then I'd run and hide for another two hours. Then I'd bust in again and start whacking them with a baseball bat, break some teeth, fracture an arm or two, then I'd leave for an entire day whilst they lie there in pain, in a pool of thier own blood. A day later, I walk in with a chainsaw. I pretend like I'm going to behead them for like an hour or until the saw runs out of gas. I fill the saw back up with gas. I then give them a gun and tell them to shoot themself in the head if they want to die quickly. Of course they turn the gun on me and try to shoot me, but of course I never loaded the gun with bullets anyway. I then fire up the chainsaw again and shove it into their stomach. I also cut a few more fingers off, a foot, an ear maybe. Then I let them bleed to death all awhile I whisper to them over and over and over...... "This is what you get for killing my family. This is what you get for killing my family. This is what you get for killing my family."

make them listen to Grindcore for hours on end