The 'I have no life' club

Started by mikeydude47 pages

No. Lets not this is just akward.

You're the one who bought it up

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'd probably use the word Jam hot alot as well, did you see Dadudemons wonderful google that 4 you? its very...lovely

Nuh uhh!

I asked if you saw it...and plus no matter what you say i still blame you 😖hifty:

So.in other words i win. 😄

You never win, I always find a way to win

You're American so i think you'll know the answer to this what does it mean when someone talks about reaching first base, second base or third base? Far as I know there's no fourth and I'm not asking about baseball 🙂 I think its an American thing since there is no baseball here

Oh No; I just got another reject-shun letter from a prospective (shitty) employer. Im going to crumble into a wreck. go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge!

Originally posted by steverules_2
You never win, I always find a way to win

You're American so i think you'll know the answer to this what does it mean when someone talks about reaching first base, second base or third base? Far as I know there's no fourth and I'm not asking about baseball 🙂 I think its an American thing since there is no baseball here


First base- kissing.
Second base- makeout.
Third base- sexual stuff, BJ, HJ etc.
Home- sex.

Originally posted by mikeydude
First base- kissing.
Second base- makeout.
Third base- sexual stuff, BJ, HJ etc.
Home- sex.

Thanks 🙂 Now I can use it with my friends and they will have noooo idea what I'm on about...wouldn't happen to know this whole clock thing either would you? Like...'hottie an 9:00'

Originally posted by GCG
Oh No; I just got another reject-shun letter from a prospective (shitty) employer. Im going to crumble into a wreck. go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge!

If you have any money leave it to me 😄 What Job was it?

Originally posted by steverules_2
Thanks 🙂 Now I can use it with my friends and they will have noooo idea what I'm on about...wouldn't happen to know this whole clock thing either would you? Like...'hottie an 9:00'

if you use a clock as your body it means like if you say, "hottie at 12 o'clock"
it means there is a hot chick, well man in your case, right in front of you.
same goes for 9 o'clock it means to the left of you.
i cant believe you overseas people dont know this stuff!!!

I know, it sucks

Wow. Ok

You make it sound like I just gave you the strangest answer

Well you just asked strangest questions.

Not really, its kinda like asking you about your language really, I mean sure we both speak English but not everything is the same

Originally posted by steverules_2

If you have any money leave it to me 😄 What Job was it?

It was a shitty job at HSBC anyway. As Gordon Strachan would said:

"I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than HSBC."

Originally posted by GCG
It was a shitty job at HSBC anyway. As Gordon Strachan would said:

"I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than HSBC."

Oh HSBC, thats a bank right? So are you jobless right now?

Now? I've been jobless since October. I think I'm too myself at interviews. Need to tone down a bit.

and yes its a bank.

Originally posted by steverules_2
Not really, its kinda like asking you about your language really, I mean sure we both speak English but not everything is the same

yeah like even though im not brittish i like saying oi.

Originally posted by mikeydude
yeah like even though im not brittish i like saying oi.

I'm not American but I say bathroom...and get told off for it

Originally posted by GCG
Now? I've been jobless since October. I think I'm too myself at interviews. Need to tone down a bit.

and yes its a bank.

Where did you work before?

What about you needs to be toned down?