What really happened to the dinosaurs!

Started by FistOfThe North2 pages

Re: What really happened to the dinosaurs!

Originally posted by billybrain
Nobody exactly know what had happened If Anyone knows share with me...

i don't know, but if i had to guess it's either one, or most likely, a combination of low intelligence, predation, disease, and an asteroid.

All food became canned. The dinosaurs couldn't hold the cans in their hands, let alone holding and using the can opener. They died of starvation.

Stupid bastards should have just bitten the cans open.

Re: Re: What really happened to the dinosaurs!

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
i don't know, but if i had to guess it's either one, or most likely, a combination of low intelligence, predation, disease, and an asteroid.

white people?

Re: Re: Re: What really happened to the dinosaurs!

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
white people?

Don't be so ****ing stupid, there's no record that the dinosaurs were ever slaves.

thats because the white man destroyed all the records.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
thats because the white man destroyed all the records.

Then why is FoTN still crying about his 40 acres and a mule, huh!?

Re: Re: Re: What really happened to the dinosaurs!

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
white people?

cavemen hadn't exist yet.

Originally posted by Robtard
Then why is FoTN still crying about his 40 acres and a mule, huh!?

cause it's not 100 acres and a private jet. which is what i'm really owed, godammit. (when adjusted for inflation, that is..)

Originally posted by jaden101
They were killed off by internet boat fender spam advertisments.

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Originally posted by Robtard
The dragons burned and ate them. I suggest all you ignorant douches watch the historically accurate documentary 'Reign of Fire'.

As a bonus, you get to see not one, but two great thespians at work. Christian Bale and Matthew Imkindagay.

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Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That was just mean.

I expected worse 😱 😆

Re: What really happened to the dinosaurs!

Originally posted by billybrain
Nobody exactly know what had happened If Anyone knows share with me...

Aliens. When aliens came to seed the planet with sentient life they saw the Dinosaurs and thought "Hey, these small yet sentient creatures will never survive with those massive things walking around." so they exterminated the Dinosaurs and seeded the planet.

Re: Re: What really happened to the dinosaurs!

Originally posted by Mandrag Ganon
Aliens. When aliens came to seed the planet with sentient life they saw the Dinosaurs and thought "Hey, these small yet sentient creatures will never survive with those massive things walking around." so they exterminated the Dinosaurs and seeded the planet.

Why not just make the dinosaurs the sentient ones.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Here is the truth about the dinosaurs.

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/nab/what-happened-to-the-dinosaurs

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Just wow.

Well, my mommy told me that they were heretics who believed in logic and reason instead of god (i.e. philosoraptor) so God smited em.

Chuck Norris

I burn dinosaur residue when I drive my car.

Originally posted by Robtard
The dragons burned and ate them. I suggest all you ignorant douches watch the historically accurate documentary 'Reign of Fire'.

As a bonus, you get to see not one, but two great thespians at work. Christian Bale and Matthew Imkindagay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtS2ibfUJeM

To go with the recent theme of the GDF.

The dinosaurs died of racism.

The Yautja hunted them to extinction.

Sephiroth's meteor attack is what killed the dinosaurs.