Friendship

Originally posted by steverules_2
I asked the same thing but about nipples, I don't need 'em 😬 Legs well, they help me get around...I dunno if you friends would like having no legs...what do you do to boyfriends? Castrate them? ha-son

How did you know? oh

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm going to amend the OP:

Your friend comitted a crime of passion. Got into a fight, ended up killing the other dude.

In that case, I would council him to call the police, and report the events, and plead guilty to manslaughter.

Since he's my best friend, I would visit him frequently in his 2-7 year prison term.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
How did you know? oh

You just got that vibe

Must be why I can't get a date

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Murder is murder, "crimes of passion" is a bullshit excuse.

Do you not know much about this law stuff? If you do, don't read the rest of my post, as it will waste your time. If you don't, read my below explanation and it should make sense:

Here's an example:

You and I get int oa fender bender. We get out of our car, you start accusing me of causing the wreck and we both know it's your fault. I start arguing back. It leads to some shoving, and then swings occur. You punch me and I fall down just right onto something that kills me.

That's manslaughter: second degree murder. You did NOT intend to kill me, had no intentions of doing it, but you did end up killing me. That's a form of murder, defined by law. The above situation can be considered a crime of passion, as well as second degree murder, depending on how the case is presented.

You two argue a lot lately.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Do you not know much about this law stuff? If you do, don't read the rest of my post, as it will waste your time. If you don't, read my below explanation and it should make sense:

Here's an example:

You and I get int oa fender bender. We get out of our car, you start accusing me of causing the wreck and we both know it's your fault. I start arguing back. It leads to some shoving, and then swings occur. You punch me and I fall down just right onto something that kills me.

That's manslaughter: second degree murder. You did NOT intend to kill me, had no intentions of doing it, but you did end up killing me. That's a form of murder, defined by law. The above situation can be considered a crime of passion, as well as second degree murder, depending on how the case is presented.

BTW, just like you to be such a klutz that you fall down and kill yourself on a nickel.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You two argue a lot lately.

We've never not argued a lot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Depends on who threw the first punch. If you started the fight, then it's self defense.

Still makes it a form of murder in the second degree, though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
BTW, just like you to be such a klutz that you fall down and kill yourself on a nickel.

lulz

Originally posted by dadudemon
Still makes it a form of murder in the second degree, though.

lulz

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I thought it would be involuntary manslaughter.

Nah. This type of scenario has happened many times. A lot of times, actually. Two idiots duke it out and someone ends up dead.

Remember that famous case where the dad beat that ice hockey coach to death?

Originally posted by dadudemon
We've never not argued a lot.

You used to not argue much publicly anyways.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Nah. This type of scenario has happened many times. A lot of times, actually. Two idiots duke it out and someone ends up dead.

Remember that famous case where the dad beat that ice hockey coach to death?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You used to not argue much publicly anyways.

That's probably true.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd just give you the finger and drive away doing the lulz.

That's gross. Be sure to wash your finger afterwards.

You'd be chasing me, trip over a crack in the sidewalk, and your wife would be all wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You'd be chasing me, trip over a crack in the sidewalk, and your wife would be all wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

lulz

I see what you did there.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Must be why I can't get a date

I'm sure you could lure men to your nest and then castrate them, who knows they could make a documentary about you: 'Abnormalbutsane...going deeper into the Abnormal'

Originally posted by dadudemon
lulz

I see what you did there.

Originally posted by steverules_2
I'm sure you could lure men to your nest and then castrate them, who knows they could make a documentary about you: 'Abnormalbutsane...going deeper into the Abnormal'

Also a snappy porn title.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Also a snappy porn title.

I'm sure she'd be willing to do it