Originally posted by Shutter Control
lol must read: http://www.destructoid.com/how-bayonetta-is-blatantly-hotter-than-your-girlfriend-151634.phtml
Just reading that made me laugh so hard, I think tears were coming out of my eyes 🤣.
when is the last time your minger of a girlfriend killed an angel, huh? Never, because they don't exist, idiot! The only thing your girlfriend kills is the sexual tension, because she is NOT sexy!
Unlike your sexually unresponsive cow of a girlfriend, Bayonetta welcomes you to press her buttons at any time.
everything about her makes your girlfriend look like that metal-legged spider from DOOM
😂
Funny link. Not Ha-Ha funny, but funny still.
You should still post some feats and moves by her. People must be aware of the risk of spoilers when they open a respect thread.
The link I posted was beyond funny. If someone doesn't think that's funny then it takes exeptional skill to amuse that person.
The other thing I wanted to say was, although Bayo's suit is "made" of her hair, 90% of it doesn't look anything like hair, but rather her hair molded together or something since you can't see strands and whatnot.
The last thing was the author or that link was talking about "hairy" people...but Bayo having her suit made of hair does not make her "hairy" so wtf? A paragraph in his article is then kind of useless. He's talking about women that don't shave/pluck/trim their body hair, wherever specific parts they may be, but IIRC Bayo only has hair ON HER HEAD and her thin sexy eyebrows. She is hairless everywhere else. Hardly makes her "hairy", and her suit just so happens to be her head hair wrapped around her body. Spells difference.
to tell you the truth i didnt like the game... i finished the game and all but i didnt like it and i do like devil may cry, the problem with this game is first of all very long loading times, second of all the cretures you fight are too wierd and idiotic looking i cant understand wtf are they suppose to be, you barelly fight any fighters most of the game you just fight a huge monster and repeat the same monster after 2 levels its like shadow of the colossus you fight a huge monster and thats the end of the level , and the last and most anoying thing is that the pace of the game is too fast and you cant understand wtf is going on all you see is bayonetta jumping and doing some moves that are too fast to be understood but you just press the evade move and continue to press the combos you remember without seing them or understanding them i am sorry but for me this game suck
Originally posted by sushi&toast
to tell you the truth i didnt like the game... i finished the game and all but i didnt like it and i do like devil may cry, the problem with this game is first of all very long loading times, second of all the cretures you fight are too wierd and idiotic looking i cant understand wtf are they suppose to be, you barelly fight any fighters most of the game you just fight a huge monster and repeat the same monster after 2 levels its like shadow of the colossus you fight a huge monster and thats the end of the level , and the last and most anoying thing is that the pace of the game is too fast and you cant understand wtf is going on all you see is bayonetta jumping and doing some moves that are too fast to be understood but you just press the evade move and continue to press the combos you remember without seing them or understanding them i am sorry but for me this game suck
Ok, we saw your post in the Bayonetta thread. No need to post it here.
Originally posted by FWahMaN
Is this a Capcom or Sega made character? Because if it's Capcom, they got yet another lethal weapon...that I bone every morning.
Neither