Master Court
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Originally posted by Knowsbleed33
Juggernaut has always been able to match the Hulk in strength.You fail again.
Oh, hi, numbnuts. I failed "again"? Just a few threads ago I had everyone questioning that it was strength versus strength and you were practically the only one arguing - withouth proof mind you - that the WWHulk/Juggernaut lock-up was strength versus strength. You know how I got everyone thinking? Logic and evidence. I'll explain it slowly.
Juggernaut swears to trash Hulk, meaning highly motivated and extremely pissed off.
Attacks Hulk, not doing any better than he ever does.
They lock-up, slamming into eachother, which creates momentum. Because, you see, any dumbass can tell you that any movement at all has momentum. It's physics, kids! What goes up, must come down. An object in motion, stays in motion, unless acted upon by an opposing force. Of course, the exception to this rule is if you're enchanted by a god-like mystical entity to be his avatar of destruction.
Juggernaut, looking determined, "We have done this dance before, Hulk. And I won!" Huh? I wonder what he was talking about? Has he really proven his strength superior before? Is he stronger than Hulk? Is he stronger than Thor, Hercules, and Silver Surfer? People whose strength have failed or only stalemated against Hulk over countless battles in the past? Or could he be talking about how many times Juggernaut has beaten Hulk? Let's see... Once... And Hulk has beaten him... Once... Huh. Imagine that. Tie. So it's not that. Let's go back to the tie-up. The tie-up, that must be the "dance" the Juggernaut was talking about.
They lock-up, creating minute forward momentum. Oh! But Hulk is sliding backwards and Juggernaut is moving forwards. Hey! That's momentum again! Hulk, bored, "I haven't got all day. Nothing stops the Juggernaut? Fine. Keep going." ... Wait. Rewind that! "Nothing stops the Juggernaut? Fine. Keep going." Again! "Keep going." Pause it where he says keep. "Ke-" Paused? Okay. The word keep, as our friend Dictionary.com says, means : to continue in an action, course, position, state, etc.: to keep in sight; to keep going.
What action did Hulk say Juggernaut was doing? Going. Moving, that is. Movement, now with momentum!
Wait a minute! It all makes sense! What "dance" could Juggernaut possibly have the right to claim victory of? His unstoppable momentum is the only thing to have ever overpowered Hulk's strength. Let's see. Hulk overpowered Onslaught's armor. Hulk's overpowered something capable of crushing adamantium. Hulk's overpowered every single indestructable shield he's ever come across. It seems Hulk's strength has never failed him, allowing him to stalemate and defeat gods, cosmic heralds, planets, and gigantic monsters. But Juggernaut wins every tie-up, not every fight, they've ever had. How? Well, in the past it was always well noted to be momentum versus strength. There's no logical reason why all of a sudden Juggernaut decides not to use his infamous power that he is so well known for. Momentum, kids!
I hope you were able to maintain your concentration and attention throughout this class. There will be a test. I'll give you the answers now, just to make it easy.
Durability - Juggernaut
Strength - Hulk
Speed - Tie
Fighting ability - Tie
Hm? Strange, it's almost as if they always stalemate.