If you had a chance to physically beat down one of these guys tied up

Started by Colossus-Big C2 pagesPoll

who would it be

If you had a chance to physically beat down one of these guys tied up

who?

3 of them are dead, one I can't find.... Difficult.

Beating a defenseless man is pretty cowardly...

None of them have personally offended me... I'm not keen on any of them (except the monkey guy, he's just funny) but it would be a bit harsh for me to put a smackdown on any of them that's for the victims and their families. Especially if they were defenceless, like ^ said.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
3 of them are dead, one I can't find.... Difficult.
if they wasnt dead and you had a chance

umm... honestly none. none of them did anything to me specifically. i cant get angry enough to want to beat them that way. i also wouldnt need them tied up in order to beat them.

can i choose my own ppl?

Originally posted by inimalist
Beating a defenseless man is pretty cowardly...
in your case, hes allowed to fight back 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Wild Shadow

can i choose my own ppl?

yes

Originally posted by §P0oONY
None of them have personally offended me... I'm not keen on any of them (except the monkey guy, he's just funny) but it would be a bit harsh for me to put a smackdown on any of them that's for the victims and their families. Especially if they were defenceless, like ^ said.

Actually, scrap that, I'd punch Osama, if only so I could sell my story to the papers. Make a quick buck.

okay then i would probably beat george dubbs.... and then check his pockets for a roll of cash and a bag of coke.

Why would we want to hurt any of those people?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why would we want to hurt any of those people?
THE MAN ****ED A MONKEY!!!! YOU'D BE CRAZY NOT TO HATE HIM!

hehehe, monkeys 😊

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
in your case, hes allowed to fight back 😮‍💨

Hitler and Osama have formal military training, at equivalent ages, they would both kick my ass

The guy who blew up the towers might be an easier guy to beat, but I'm not an American

I really have no beef with the aids guy, I cant imagine he was trying

I'm not gonna beat up dead guys, so that leaves Bin Laden. I know it is considered torture under the Geneva Conventions, but I think I would leave the Star Wars Holiday Special on a continuous loop in front of him until he told me who planned the attacks, who financed them, and who in the US government and military and Saudi Royal family was in on it and helped him carry them out. Then I'd make him read his actual manifesto on camera in Arabic, Urdu, and Farsi to prove to everyone in the region that he's actually just a shill for the Saudis and that he doesn't particularly give two shits about the poor or Islam. Then I'd do it quick-in the back of the head with a Colt Single Action.

Originally posted by inimalist
Beating a defenseless man is pretty cowardly...

You said it..."man"...those weren't men....(I dunno much about the dude with the monkey sex so I won't comment on him)

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
You said it..."man"...those weren't men....(I dunno much about the dude with the monkey sex so I won't comment on him)
No, I'm pretty sure they are men. Well, I never saw any boobs.

They're all just people who fought (and/or died) for what they believe(d), you just don't like that... Which is fine, I'm not a fan either... They are still just men though.

I think showing a looped clip of Billy Connolly making farting noises may be torture too.

Originally posted by §P0oONY
No, I'm pretty sure they are men. Well, I never saw any boobs.

I never saw any penises either....well, now that I think of it... I didn't have a magnifier with me.

Originally posted by WickedDynamite
I never saw any penises either....well, now that I think of it... I didn't have a magnifier with me.
I'm just not sure what hating them proves or aids.

i say" "i respect what you wanna do and you let me do what i wanna do."

i mean once you cross me then i gotta do what i gotta do. and personally monkey sex or not which by the way its not how i heard it happen anyways..

supposedly it was some old german nazi scientist that the US gave amnesty and money to work for the US that did it.

heard the dude bought and used cheap wild monkies that werent even rhesus monkies and used them to incubate polio virus in order to make a vaccine but b/c they were wild monkies they carried certain disease which help mutate the virus vaccine when it was collected. other scientist reported the nazi scientist dude for cutting corners but the government ignored them and their supposed anomaly virus X and decided just in case to test it on african ppl in africa as part of a polio inoculation program b4 they tried it here in the states