Well, a year is a year long, so it is pretty sparkling new for the first few weeks. Your birthday is just one day. It's more like when you get a laptop and show it to a friend a week or two later and they are like "Woah, your new laptop is sweet", of course, again, you will not understand this and perhaps never find out cause you have me blocked and have no immediate access to my wisdom. Sad, too, I am sure I could clear up a lot of your misconceptions.