mikey's bed.

Started by Rogue Jedi20 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

No.

Came

In kindergarten, I was the best at insulting. No one even came close.

The thing in kindergarten was to accuse the other students of peeing their bed. So, when one of the kids retaliated with, "so, I bet you pee your bed still!" I would say, "So, I bet you poop your bed!" Then they would shutup...then I would say, "and after you poop your bed, you jump on your bed to bounce the turds."

Looking back, I could have done much better...but I was FIVE, man. FIIIIVE!

Originally posted by mikeydude
Dont steal his ****, its the only thing Hes got left.

I still have my massive 'de-tatchable' penis

Originally posted by dadudemon
In kindergarten, I was the best at insulting. No one even came close.

The thing in kindergarten was to accuse the other students of peeing their bed. So, when one of the kids retaliated with, "so, I bet you pee your bed still!" I would say, "So, I bet you poop your bed!" Then they would shutup...then I would say, "and after you poop your bed, you jump on your bed to bounce the turds."

Looking back, I could have done much better...but I was FIVE, man. FIIIIVE!


Sooo glad you shared thatwith us.
Originally posted by steverules_2
I still have my massive 'de-tatchable' penis

Well at least i dont have a vag under that detachable penis.
And dont hold it against me 🙁

Screw that.

Screw what?

Detachable sexual organs.

Well he enjoys it.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Well at least i dont have a vag under that detachable penis.
And dont hold it against me 🙁

Even if I had a vag I'd always be more of a man than you ha-son

Originally posted by steverules_2
Even if I had a vag I'd always be more of a man than you ha-son

you wish,
my womans T*ties are bigger!

Originally posted by mikeydude
you wish,
my womans T*ties are bigger!

😕 Who said anything about t*ts 😖

nobody 😐
i just thought i would throw that out there,

Hmm well they are big but also quite hairy if I remember correctly awesome lulz that explains the furballs you cough up 😛

Originally posted by steverules_2
Hmm well they are big but also quite Amazing! if I remember correctly awesome

sly swaying slightly from the truth there

its ok

😐

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