In kindergarten, I was the best at insulting. No one even came close.
The thing in kindergarten was to accuse the other students of peeing their bed. So, when one of the kids retaliated with, "so, I bet you pee your bed still!" I would say, "So, I bet you poop your bed!" Then they would shutup...then I would say, "and after you poop your bed, you jump on your bed to bounce the turds."
Looking back, I could have done much better...but I was FIVE, man. FIIIIVE!
Originally posted by dadudemon
In kindergarten, I was the best at insulting. No one even came close.The thing in kindergarten was to accuse the other students of peeing their bed. So, when one of the kids retaliated with, "so, I bet you pee your bed still!" I would say, "So, I bet you poop your bed!" Then they would shutup...then I would say, "and after you poop your bed, you jump on your bed to bounce the turds."
Looking back, I could have done much better...but I was FIVE, man. FIIIIVE!
Originally posted by steverules_2
I still have my massive 'de-tatchable' penis