Punisher vs. Batman

Started by Lostedge2 pages

Punisher vs. Batman

Punisher thinks that Batman has killed Harvey Dent (the dark knight ending). Punisher is on a mission to kill Batman. Who wins?

Punisher is armed with
Vietnam era M16 automatic rifle in .223 caliber; a Sterling Mark 69mm, 34-round clip fed, semi-automatic rifle converted to automatic fire; a 14-round, 9mm Browning Llama automatic pistol; a Government issue .45 caliber automatic frame re-chambered for 9mm ammunition with a replaceable barrel to convert it to .223 caliber ammunition; and a 4-shot derringer in .223 caliber (Thus, he needs to carry only two types of ammunition.) The Punisher sometimes carries a Smith &Wesson .357 revolver and ammunition in place of the Browning Llama. He normally carries a strapped down, Biachi speed-draw bolstered Browning pistol at his hip, and an ankle holster containing his re-chambered .45 pistol. The derringer is secreted in various places at various times. The Punisher also carries several M26 fragmentation grenades, several custom-designed concussion grenades, plus small, custom-designed tear-gas grenades which are secured in pouches lining his shoulders. In his right outside knife sheath, he alternately carries a no-longer produced, Vietnam era, Gerber Mark 11 Combat Knife or a Marine Combat Knife. Also a personal tank / helicopter.

Batman is armed with
Batarangs, bat-darts, bat-grappling hook, night vision goggles, kryptonite ring, acetylene torch, lock pick, miniature smoke grenades, batstungun/taser, stun (Flash-Bang) grenades and thermite grenades

NOTE: Punisher gets prep. time and is sundipped.

Batman, I don't even feel like I need to explain why.

Batman. 😐

Batman no doubt if a prepped Slade couldn't do it Punisher ain't either

Punisher loses by default unless he can breath in space.

Re: Punisher vs. Batman

Originally posted by Lostedge Puisher thinks that Batman has killed Harvey Dent (the dark knight ending). Punisher is on a mission to kill Batman. Who wins?

Punisher is armed with
Vietnam era M16 automatic rifle in .223 caliber; a Sterling Mark 69mm, 34-round clip fed, semi-automatic rifle converted to automatic fire; a 14-round, 9mm Browning Llama automatic pistol; a Government issue .45 caliber automatic frame re-chambered for 9mm ammunition with a replaceable barrel to convert it to .223 caliber ammunition; and a 4-shot derringer in .223 caliber (Thus, he needs to carry only two types of ammunition.) The Punisher sometimes carries a Smith &Wesson .357 revolver and ammunition in place of the Browning Llama. He normally carries a strapped down, Biachi speed-draw bolstered Browning pistol at his hip, and an ankle holster containing his re-chambered .45 pistol. The derringer is secreted in various places at various times. The Punisher also carries several M26 fragmentation grenades, several custom-designed concussion grenades, plus small, custom-designed tear-gas grenades which are secured in pouches lining his shoulders. In his right outside knife sheath, he alternately carries a no-longer produced, Vietnam era, Gerber Mark 11 Combat Knife or a Marine Combat Knife. Also a personal tank / helicopter.

How does Bats take out the Tank?

He disables it with his lock pick easy peasy

A tank/helicopter hybrid?

how does batman win this?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
A tank/helicopter hybrid?

A telicopter or a Hank 😛

Originally posted by Trackz
how does batman win this?

By being Batman. All he has to do is show up.

drylaugh

this has been done too many times.. Batman ftw

Re: Punisher vs. Batman

Originally posted by Lostedge

Vietnam era M16 automatic rifle in .223 caliber; a Sterling Mark 69mm, 34-round clip fed, semi-automatic rifle converted to automatic fire; a 14-round, 9mm Browning Llama automatic pistol; a Government issue .45 caliber automatic frame re-chambered for 9mm ammunition with a replaceable barrel to convert it to .223 caliber ammunition; and a 4-shot derringer in .223 caliber (Thus, he needs to carry only two types of ammunition.) The Punisher sometimes carries a Smith &Wesson .357 revolver and ammunition in place of the Browning Llama. He normally carries a strapped down, Biachi speed-draw bolstered Browning pistol at his hip, and an ankle holster containing his re-chambered .45 pistol. The derringer is secreted in various places at various times. The Punisher also carries several M26 fragmentation grenades, several custom-designed concussion grenades, plus small, custom-designed tear-gas grenades which are secured in pouches lining his shoulders. In his right outside knife sheath, he alternately carries a no-longer produced, Vietnam era, Gerber Mark 11 Combat Knife or a Marine Combat Knife.

You're a republican right?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
drylaugh

this has been done too many times.. Batman ftw

he gave punisher a tank...

Originally posted by Mshinu
How does Bats take out the Tank?

He'll build a giant spider slash tank with laser eyes.
Originally posted by Parmaniac
You're a republican right?

Actually my Libertarian senses are tingling.

batkick >>>> a tank might as well be a GI Joe toy tank

Punisher ftw.

Originally posted by Trackz
he gave punisher a tank...
Originally posted by iceman24567
batkick >>>> a tank might as well be a GI Joe toy tank

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Punisher loses by default unless he can breath in space.
Originally posted by iceman24567
batkick >>>> a tank might as well be a GI Joe toy tank
😂

Batman, don't make me explain why uhuh