1 US Dollar = 4,672,634,610 Zimbabwe Dollar

Started by Darth Jello3 pages

Originally posted by jaden101
Looks to me like a sound business model. Go pitch it to your bank and let me know what they say.
They're going to say "Well, dump some mercury in public reservoirs, make sure you're military has a minimal number of kills, start some fires just because, and dry **** no less than 5 orphans in the ass a year and you've got a deal."

they would want me to invest the majority of the money myself and or have it all in assets.... then they would loan me a small amount of what i asked but want triple the amount back and rights to the land ect ect... 🙁

also coca cola/pepsi would only buy and use the land so long as the international community didnt know that is how they do business,,, 👿

also i hate making business plans i hate them... i hate them so much... 🤪

Originally posted by Darth Jello
They're going to say "Well, dump some mercury in public reservoirs, make sure you're military has a minimal number of kills, start some fires just because, and dry **** no less than 5 orphans in the ass a year and you've got a deal."

You forgot the filming of the orphan ****ing to make marketable dvds.

You're business skills are slipping DJ.

I worry.

Look, I'm trying to negotiate a planned armageddon with an alien race here. I don't have time for your mafia kiddie shit when I'm too busy making hybrids and trying to develop a vaccine to a virus that lives in oil.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Look, I'm trying to negotiate a planned armageddon with an alien race here. I don't have time for your mafia kiddie shit when I'm too busy making hybrids and trying to develop a vaccine to a virus that lives in oil.

As you were then.

Yeah, I'll send the bounty hunter to teach you a lesson.

Originally posted by Darth Jello
Yeah, I'll send the bounty hunter to teach you a lesson.

I play cards on a friday night with Boba Fett. Your man is going down hard...Boba Fett will sort him too.

I understand what short selling is, what obama did is still incredibly detrimental to the economy regardless of the fact that noone is short selling our currency.

Originally posted by One Free Man
I understand what short selling is, what obama did is still incredibly detrimental to the economy regardless of the fact that noone is short selling our currency.
The two stupidest things to do in a financial crisis.

1. Balance the budget

2. Do nothing

Unless of course you believe Herbert Hoover fixed the depression.

First thing they need to do is remove Mugabe. Secondly they need to replace him with someone who isn't Mugabe mark 2 ✅

is mugabe actually sporting a hitler stach? 😬

imo

countries in that region generate a significant proportion of GDP from land use.

Commercial Growers and Producers generally have to release equity from their title or at the very least use off-site premises and fixed assets as collateral to secure loans they need to cover their long term liquidity needs.

Without working capital it is not possible for a commercial grower/producer to do simple things, like pay an electric bill neccessary to operate an irrigation system or renew a comprehensive insurance policy on machinery/motors serviced by a local garage.

For obvious reasons Lenders don't deal with operators without deeds or collateral registered in their name

When a territory has good relations with the banks and a large un-unionised 'slave' labor force, costs of production are low. And profit Margins high. Currently China has the lowest cost of production in the industrialised world, thus its never been as productive as it is now.

I think future references to breadbasket should be accompanied with a reference to demand, without which there can be no sustained commercial production.
-return on investment without which there can be no investment.
-relatively insignificant cost of production which creates an attractive profit margin.
-and segregated tax dollars: subsidies and grants available to producers for lowering overhead.

wrto China: Once they get properly unionized -which won't happen anytime soon- They will cease to be the makers of the world as every designer relocates to Hellman province in Afghanistan

Okay maybe thats too extreme but sudan and somalia would be a good bet. the've got great sites for shipping ports and are close to the suez canal, with a large illiterate population which would probably like to stop shooting each other for five minutes and earn an honest buck

As Robtard mentioned When Uganda revised its legislation on Settlers deeds Its economy took a dive.

Inflation = Ugandan government taking on Indians in full on hth combat barely 2 decades after being given independence

Super Inflation = Zimbabwean government going toe to toe with whitey barely 2 decades after fighting for independence

imo anyway.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
i usually fill out all government forms as other or undisclosed but when i get them back they are usually filled as white... 🙁

but i cant pass as blk but i can pass as brown... 😄

besides i would have military security... secure the land. find a place with high water content and sell it to coca cola or pepsi bottling factory have them dry up the water lvls for the sodas and then sell it back to the country. 😎

You aren't Zimbabwean, so that pretty much ruins your plan almost immediately. Not to mention that getting military security would pretty much give Mugabe reason to axe-murder you and everyone you know, because you're not going to be getting HIS military for that.

So, no.

Originally posted by REXXXX
You aren't Zimbabwean, so that pretty much ruins your plan almost immediately. Not to mention that getting military security would pretty much give Mugabe reason to axe-murder you and everyone you know, because you're not going to be getting HIS military for that.

So, no.

i have my own friends with military security training. i wouldn't need his, mind are probably better trained with a better mindset. 😛

There is something similar going on in Venezuela,
but not at those rates, however if you go to Venezuela
and exchange 1000 dollars you will be able to live like
a millionaire for a week, seriously a friend of mine went
there and he rent a limousine for a dollar or so.

$400 = a chauffer driven private limo for a Year!

Im going.