Dial EE for Elsa plus her identical more slutty, yet more trustworthy twin sister who has a perchance for wearing french maid/nurses outfits and not robbing people..
QUE
queeqChaos
Dial E for Elsa...
PAT
Patient_LeechPerfect Organism
Dial S for Shorty!!
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
Dial B for Burning palm
QUE
queeqChaos
Dial E for Elsa.
PAT
Patient_LeechPerfect Organism
Dial N for Nazi. That should get you Lt. Aldo Raine on the line. He'll be glad to kill your Nazis for ya..
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
Dial M for Minecart
QUE
queeqChaos
Dial E for Elsa.
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
Dial EE for two Elsas.
(Then you can be robbed twice as quickly.)
QUE
queeqChaos
All I want to do is dial Elsa... why doesn't she answer?
PAT
Patient_LeechPerfect Organism
Sadako is right, brah. She's just gonna betray you. 😬
You're much better off just dialing F for the Fone ****ing Hotline.
SOG
Sadako of GirthExtreme Mode
Thats why I favour Queeq's "Use her first" policy.
If youre gonna get screwed over, may as well have some fun getting screwed first.