Add also
"Filtering the living shit out of everything with lenses is the way of the righteous director"
and if possible:
"Ensuring that the camera operator is on crack and that all establishing shots rotating like a Tazmanian devil in a washing machine that itself spins in a tornado is the fingerprint of a directing great."
Please note also, that if the acting is at all convincing in any scene, that the scene should be reshot until all that is left is an utterly dimensionless portrayal of the characters at hand.
This void in convincingness can be filled with distracting jokes at the expense of ethnic classes, and more balls jokes.