The dinner scene in Temple of Doom.

Started by queeq42 pages

TF brings out the best in me.

Unlike Bay.

ARen't they one and the same these days?

Nah His shit will never touch G1.

I hope for you it won't.

Well, if he invents time travel and journeys back to the late seventies, he might stand a chance...

I'm sure Bruckheimer could afford something like that for him.

Is he a being of pure money?

Yes. And of lack of taste for movies.

Nickel for brains, eh?

Well, he does know how to make money. And to make Michael Bay feel he's a great film maker... that requires some skill at least.

The key is probably in repeating these lines.

"Plot=Makes you weak

Depth=Makes you bad

Explosions/Willy jokes=Make you an epic director

More Explosions/willy jokes= Make you an even more epic director."

*makes notes*

Add also

"Filtering the living shit out of everything with lenses is the way of the righteous director"

and if possible:

"Ensuring that the camera operator is on crack and that all establishing shots rotating like a Tazmanian devil in a washing machine that itself spins in a tornado is the fingerprint of a directing great."

*makes more notes*

Please note also, that if the acting is at all convincing in any scene, that the scene should be reshot until all that is left is an utterly dimensionless portrayal of the characters at hand.

This void in convincingness can be filled with distracting jokes at the expense of ethnic classes, and more balls jokes.

Best tip yet.

Anything about using hot women to the extent that their beauty doesn't make a difference anymore to our perception of them?

Thats a great one. Megan Fox really stood out some in TFs1, but in 2 she was camoflaged in a sea of really hoawt hotness.

Quite... Now Jennifer's Body on the other hand...

Hell yes. 😖hifty: