The dinner scene in Temple of Doom.

I'll not purchase a solitary roll of paper until that book is all used. 😖hifty:

Sounds great... and a bargain.

Indeed. A bit rough though.

Bu you like it that way.

😂

No. As strange as it seems I prefer nice quilted tissue.

Like the tissue of lies that make up that book, no doubt.

😂

I doubt it though. the first line of George Bush's book sounds very convincing: Once upon a time a little Texan Cowboy was let into the Magic Kingdom by his aging father. And he enjoying all the shiny objects and the people that prostrated before him. It was at tha moment he realised he was the chosen one... but decided to use the name Mr. President. Now one day Mr. President was reading a very very complicated book to a class of very small children when he heard the evil Dr. Muslim Man had destroyed his ivory towers...

I see no lies...

😛

Except for the entire explanation of why the towers collapsed, of course.

It's very short. He does dedicate an entire chapter to it but it has only one line: Evil Dr. Muslim Man did it.

Evil MAGIC Dr.Muslim Man, waving his wand and getting those 3 buildings to fall unimpeded by resistance at gravity fast speeds.

Actually, read the book first. Evil Dr. Muslim Man doesn't get the addition of 'magic' until the doctor does this disappearing act in the Strange Mountains in a Land Far Far Away Somewhere in chapter 25....

"The Strange Mountains in a Land Far Far Away" = The basement of that strange "not quite a square and not quite a hexagon" building that Bush Daddeh's mates ran... 😉

Yes, but Bush doesn't find out until chapter 39.

Oh the incident where he lost the Green Crayon?

Many many nappies were replaced that day in the oval room.

That's actually the scariest part, lasting nine chapters... John Grisham and Dan Brown: you have been replaced.

By works scarier than anything in the darkest recesses of a young Stephen King's imagination..

Amateurs compared to the tangible fear of never finding the green crayon... It gave me sleepless nights.

Nothing more terrifying than waking up in a world where it has a super-nuclear armed president who is now pre-emptively tetchy all day now because of his inconsolable crayonic grief.

The scariest bit is where he goes into a tantrum and threatens to repaint the White House green unless his crayon is found.

Well one things for sure....it wouldnt be recoloured green. 😖hifty:

Very true...

Black?