The dinner scene in Temple of Doom.

In the 70's it's prolly still 1.6.... that was a real b!tch.

Firmware that was thoroughly evil from inception.

Quite.

Responsible for unclean kitchens everywhere.

Still scrubbing.

The horror! The Horror!!!!

That was a mess..

A real messy one, at that!

He did a good job.

A damned good one.

A promotion is on his way.

It is good that he will get one.

It will be for the betterment for the surrounding society and economy.

And for me.

And several old people we had locked up downstairs ready to feed into a combine harvester should he NOT get promoted.

Nah, he's getting paid.

*puts tea cup down on the shredder machine on-button*

Doh...!

And? Did it work?

With ruthless and unerring efficiency.

That carpet'll never be the same.

It has an added tea feature.

Tea, blood.........and some sick.