I am Jack's new thread.....

1. I am Jack's complete lack of surprize.
2. I am Jack's lack of faith.
3. I am Jack's colon.
4. I am Jack's happy-go-lucky attitude.
5. I am Jack's fear and loathing.
6. I am Jack's earplugs.
7. I am Jack's funny and original MSN nickname.
8. I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
9. I am Jack's smirking revenge.
10. I am Jack's middle name.
11. I am Jack's failure to communicate.
12. I am Jack's messed up life.
13. I am Jack's smoke on the water.
14. I am Jack's sense of satisfaction.
15. I am Jack's weird-ass dream.
16. I am Jack's horoscope for today.
17. I am Jack's fist penetrating your skull.
18. I am Jack's balls, freezing off.
19. I am Jack's regained insanity.
20. I am Jack's confidence, slowly fading.
21. I am Jack's voice!
22. I am Jack's almighty!
23. I am Jack's friendly side hiding from his dark side. Shh, it's coming.
24. I am Jack's love for Juliet.
25. I am Jack's Kung-Fu power - infinite.
26. I am Jack's master plan!
27. I am Jack's elevated blood pressure.
28. I am Jack's sense of happiness. Tomorrow will be worse.
29. I am Jack's shiny new terrorist threat.
30. I am Jack's sense of fulfilment.
31. I am Jack's self esteem.
32. I am Jack's blunt instrument of pain.
33. I am Jack's tiny mental illness.
34. I am Jack's fear for safety.
35. I am Jack's lack of language skills.
36. I am Jack's rhythm.
37. I am Jack's unstoppable beat.
38. I am Jack's valentine's day.
39. I am Jack's overwhelming interest.
40. I am Jack's cactus tea.
41. I am Jack's duty to drain you.
42. I am Jack's greener grass.
43. I am Jack's happy end.
44. I am Jack's cronic depression.
45. I am Jack's disturbance in the force.
46. I am Jack's lighter of doom.
47. I am Jack's pink sky and frolicing sailors.
48. I am Jack's friend's stupid idea for a name.
49. I am Jack's inability to hear you coupled with your inability to hear Jack.
50. I am Jack's "got your back" filosophy.
51. I am Jack's crumblin' land.
52. I am Jack's underwear, the one with the yellow smily-face.
53. I am Jack's third hand.
54. I am Jack's engine that could, would and probably will!
55. I am Jack's 12-sided die!
56. I am Jack's shiny new addiction.
57. I am Jack's truth.
58. I am Jack's flourishing lovelife.
59. I am Jack's extra large robot!
60. I am Jack's empty platform.
61. I am Jack's stand-up act.
62. I am Jack's fun.
63. I am Jack's red cow.
64. I am Jack's imagination's figment.
65. I am Jack's dirty little secret.
66. I am Jack's happy ball.
67. I am Jack's disease.
68. I am Jack's twitching trigger-finger.
69. I am Jack's shotgun.
70. I am Jack's breaking and entering.
71. I am Jack's yellow lemontree.
72. I am Jack's problems and troubles coming together in a giant of a plot-twist.
73. I am Jack's Helena Wanje.
74. I am Jack's week off.
75. I am Jack's warm bath.
76. I am Jack's end of the world.
77. I am Jack's pistachio pudding.
78. I am Jack's non-existing hangover.
79. I am Jack's lack of ideas.
80. I am Jack's ever-increasing demention.
81. I am Jack's cold sweat.
82. I am Jack's respect for other cultures.
83. I am Jack's wasted talent.
84. I am Jack's flow of info.
85. I am Jack's pet project.
86. I am Jack's fancy new shoulder-bag type thing.
87. I am Jack's burning man.
88. I am Jack's stereotypical friends.
89. I am Jack's apple of chaos and discord.
90. I am Jack's horrible taste in music.
91. I am Jack's fresh breath and lack of cavities.
92. I am Jack's continuing problems with his memory.
93. I am Jack's alternating current.
94. I am Jack's sequel, lacking the original's power.
95. I am Jack's kidney and heart failure.
96. I am Jack's cat.
97. I am Jack's 48 hours without sleep.
98. I am Jack's lack of blood.
99. I am Jack's fire, out of control.
100. I am Jack's one hundreth variation.
101. I am Jack's april fool.
102. I am Jack's dugong.
103. I am Jack's father.
104. I am Jack's toga party.
105. I am Jack's small coffeeshop in Amsterdam.
106. I am Jack's comic-drawing internet friend, who might be a 30-year old living with his parents.
107. I am Jack's travels.
108. I am Jack's small update.
109. I am Jack's first amendment.
110. I am Jack's flying car.
111. I am Jack's abstract bunny.
112. I am Jack's little nap.
113. I am Jack's mortal combat.
114. I am Jack's little toy soldiers.
115. I am Jack's brand new Honda Civic Hatchback.
116. I am Jack's designated black guy.
117. I am Jack's heavy medication.
118. I am Jack's badgers.
119. I am Jack's wilderness.
120. I am Jack's gray wizard.
121. I am Jack's firestarters.
122. I am Jack's cyanide and happiness.
123. I am Jack's paranoia.
124. I am Jack's simple solution.
125. I am Jack's Earth Day.
126. I am Jack's turbulent flow!
127. I am Jack's cartography.
128. I am Jack's happy little midget.
129. I am Jack's empty stomach.
130. I am Jack's incompetent school system.
131. I am Jack's emo.
132. I am Jack's tonight.
133. I am Jack's green fairy.
134. I am Jack's 200th visitor!
135. I am Jack's speed of light, changing.
136. I am Jack's pixel house.
137. I am Jack's old shirt.
138. I am Jack's Valhalla.
139. I am Jack's Chaiyya Chaiyya
140. I am Jack's three meter basketballer
141. I am Jack's day before tomorrow
142. I am Jack's evil twin brother Jambo.
143. I am Jack's I am Jack's french language.
144. I am Jack's Plasma Pong!
145. I am Jack's cowboy hat.
146. I am Jack's big bag of crabs!
147. I am Jack's New Pornographers.
148. I am Jack's Good, Bad and Ugly.
149. I am Jack's first Mother's Day.
150. I am Jack's conspiracy.
151. I am Jack's force of nature.
152. I am Jack's very own movie.
153. I am Jack's warped mind and disformed body.
154. I am Jack's submarine.
155. I am Jack's shit.
156. I am Jack's hot dickings.
157. I am Jack's bun not found.
158. I am Jack's Da Vinci Code.
159. I am Jack's hate of football.
160. I am Jack's sunglasses at night.
161. I am Jack's lack of ideas.
162. I am Jack's new found hope.
163. I am Jack's brand new job.
164. I am Jack's communication skills.
165. I am Jack's DJ Pie Safety.
166. I am Jack's electronic music.
167. I am Jack's rainy day.
168. I am Jack's funk.
169. I am Jack's home sweet home.
170. I am Jack's melancholy baby.
171. I am Jack's Lucky Number Slevin.
172. I am Jack's proper and correct English.
173. I am Jack's disease!
174. I am Jack's boredom.
175. I am Jack's shiny new camera.
176. I am Jack's Metallica.
177. I am Jack's stickys and stones.
178. I am Jack's 300 visitors!
179. I am Jack's summer leaf.
180. I am Jack's irish drinking songs.
181. I am Jack's friends and family.
182. I am Jack's failed summer project.
183. I am Jack's day out.
184. I am Jack's fear of all things shiny.
185. I am Jack's experiment with firearms.
186. I am Jack's screwed up aim.
187. I am Jack's brand new haircut. Now with electrical doors!
188. I am Jack's fair play in football.
189. I am Jack's blurry photos and forgotten dreams.
190. I am Jack's lost machines of wonder.
191. I am Jack's humiditiy.
192. I am Jack's good things and feelings of happiness and joy.
193. I am Jack's special day.
194. I am Jack's pina coladas.
195. I am Jack's day that started perfectly.
196. I am Jack's alien signal.
197. I am Jack's Roskilde Festival.
198. I am Jack's beer festival of Estonia.
199. I am Jack's Crime Scene Investigators.
200. I am Jack's PhD in bullshit.
201. I am Jack's bottle o' rum.
202. I am Jack's one day closer to death.
203. I am Jack's freeze-resistant monkey.
204. I am Jack's lack of activities.
205. I am Jack's neverending quest for something pure.
206. I am Jack's non-stopping time.
207. I am Jack's July.
208. I am Jack's roll of the die.
209. I am Jack's parkour and weapons of mass destruction.
210. I am Jack's skills in the field of art.
211. I am Jack's debate between now and then.
212. I am Jack's tubes of the Intraweb.
213. I am Jack's Venom.
214. I am Jack's first lucid dream.
215. I am Jack's epic battle.
216. I am Jack's funny and idiotic clerks.
217. I am Jack's Caped Crusader.
218. I am Jack's wrong turn.
219. I am Jack's obscure reality.
220. I am Jack's Dark Knight.

221. I am Jack's celtic punk music.
222. I am Jack's F.A.R.
223. I am Jack's slight delay in traffic.
224. I am Jack's Stone of Kings.
225. I am Jack's spiffy new headache.
226. I am Jack's shiny red glasses and weird behaviour.
227. I am Jack's Tarhun.
228. I am Jack's Life in a Nutshell.
229. I am Jack's long and boring busride.
230. I am Jack's message to the world.
231. I am Jack's loyal citizens.
232. I am Jack's unhappy feeling of ness.
233. I am Jack's Broken Social Scene.
234. I am Jack's monday of school.
235. I am Jack's Nice Mother****ing Truck.
236. I am Jack's Driving Lessons.
237. I am Jack's Crocodile Hunter.
238. I am Jack's happy comics of joy.
239. I am Jack's candle.
240. I am Jack's white chocolate.
241. I am Jack's black leather jacket.
242. I am Jack's indestructible and quite expensive pirate ship.
243. I am Jack's twitch.
244. I am Jack's interest in the opposite sex.
245. I am Jack's lack of personality.
246. I am Jack's worn t-shirts.
247. I am Jack's bloodiest movie.
248. I am Jack's mirror image.
249. I am Jack's advanced mathematics.
250. I am Jack's fast-approaching end.
251. I am Jack's numb mind.
252. I am Jack's sliced bed.
253. I am Jack's complete-failure-day
254. I am Jack's sweet 17.
255. I am Jack's greenish-white roses.
256. I am Jack's cake of wonderfulness.
257. I am Jack's empty storyline and plotholes.
258. I am Jack's violence.
259. I am Jack's millions of fans.
260. I am Jack's originality.
261. I am Jack's Roman gladiators.
262. I am Jack's funniest president ever.
263. I am Jack's vehicular transportation device.
264. I am Jack's neverending nightmare.
265. I am Jack's life.
266. I am Jack's other life.
267. I am Jack's birthday party.
268. I am Jack's blackout.
269. I am Jack's vertical lines and blurry vision.
270. I am Jack's late night all alone.
271. I am Jack's hopes and dreams.
272. I am Jack's very nice shoes.
273. I am Jack's Judas.
274. I am Jack's first coming.
275. I am Jack's demented squirrel.
276. I am Jack's snap crackle pop.
277. I am Jack's private island off the coast of Spain.
278. I am Jack's John Grey.
279. I am Jack's Isengard.
280. I am Jack's glorious film career.
281. I am Jack's clean computer.
282. I am Jack's sober lifestyle.
283. I am Jack's need to read.
284. I am Jack's holy trinity.
285. I am Jack's satisfaction.
286. I am Jack's early Christmas present.
287. I am Jack's Uh-Merica.
288. I am Jack's trickery and deceit.
289. I am Jack's royalty.
290. I am Jack's broken tall glass.
291. I am Jack's hidden laser traps.
292. I am Jack's sideways rain.
293. I am Jack's complete loss of dignity.
294. I am Jack's carrot.
295. I am Jack's sunshine.
296. I am Jack's nerves acting up.
297. I am Jack's cold feet.
298. I am Jack's special little friend.
299. I am Jack's Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
300. I am Jack's yellow.
301. I am Jack's freezing throat.
302. I am Jack's abstainer.
303. I am Jack's impure thoughts.
304. I am Jack's candyman.
305. I am Jack's vodka.
306. I am Jack's shield and sword.
307. I am Jack's soldat.
308. I am Jack's D-day.
309. I am Jack's bookstore adventure.
310. I am Jack's wine and ****.
311. I am Jack's Band of Brothers.
312. I am Jack's cold, dead body.
313. I am Jack's yellow pills.
314. I am Jack's magic world of mushrooms and infinite plumbing.
315. I am Jack's Monster.
316. I am Jack's lucky day.
317. I am Jack's bad dog.
318. I am Jack's lack of sleep and dry hair.
319. I am Jack's powers of greatness.
320. I am Jack's very fuzzy feeling.
321. I am Jack's advice to you.
322. I am Jack's overkill.
323. I am Jack's dirty secret.
324. I am Jack's fault.
325. I am Jack's mentor.
326. I am Jack's super ego.
327. I am Jack's story.
328. I am Jack's Last Man on Earth.
329. I am Jack's growing fame.
330. I am Jack's end of an era.
331. I am Jack's sins and repent.
332. I am Jack's gate to the beyond.
333. I am Jack's Wii.
334. I am Jack's dream on wheels.
335. I am Jack's man for all seasons.
336. I am Jack's huges wads of cash.
337. I am Jack's fading faith and undermined religion.
338. I am Jack's 2500 visits and 1388 different IPs.
339. I am Jack's good morning.
340. I am Jack's grand.
341. I am Jack's pimps and ho's.
342. I am Jack's lifelines.
343. I am Jack's fumblin' tumblin' ways.
344. I am Jack's heavy metal.
345. I am Jack's great balls of fire.
346. I am Jack's brand new year. (Whoop - da - frickin - doo.)
347. I am Jack's very own personal hell.
348. I am Jack's cold chills.
349. I am Jack's personal Wii.
350. I am Jack's godly voice.
351. I am Jack's room of music.
352. I am Jack's feel good friday.
353. I am Jack's Rocktron Metal Planet.
354. I am Jack's Frank.
355. I am Jack's missing updates.
356. I am Jack's chemical reaction.
357. I am Jack's aching neck.
358. I am Jack's Frustrated Incorporated.
359. I am Jack's neverfading force.
360. I am Jack's bouncing migrane.
361. I am Jack's GTA 4, motherf*cker.
362. I am Jack's brand new fans.
363. I am Jack's adulthood
364. I am Jack's new Sony DSC-H9
365. I am Jack's neverland.
366. I am Jack's most powerful ally.
367. I am Jack's new set of dice.
368. I am Jack's insults with style and class.
369. I am Jack's funny songs of random thoughts and requests.
370. I am Jack's new language.
371. I am Jack's green umbrella.
372. I am Jack's message.
373. I am Jack's electric gun!
374. I am Jack's raindrops.
375. I am Jack's new order.
376. I am Jack's soundpatterns.
377. I am Jack's hitchhiking trip.
378. I am Jack's sore feet and encumbered brain.
379. I am Jack's gods of knitting.
380. I am Jack's loose screws.
381. I am Jack's exceedingly colourful experience.
382. I am Jack's shiny things.
383. I am Jack's shiny pool.
384. I am Jack's shiny car.
385. I am Jack's shiny diamond rings.
386. I am Jack's new commandments.
387. I am Jack's bad new habit.
388. I am Jack's rage, frustration and loneliness.
389. I am Jack's desire to kill.
390. I am Jack's iron and wine.
391. I am Jack's desire to eat cheese with someone.
392. I am Jack's hate for all things cute and fuzzy.
393. I am Jack's discoveries.
394. I am Jack's interest in all things new.
395. I am Jack's need for new friends.
396. I am Jack's shiny new mouse.
397. I am Jack's faith in the future.
398. I am Jack's lack of giving a damn.
399. I am Jack's curiosity towards slightly shiny things.
400. I am Jack's second broken bottle.
401. I am Jack's softness?
402. I am Jack's three stooges.
403. I am Jack's dance dance dance.
404. I am Jack's clarity and confusion.
405. I am Jack's Siberian throat singing.
406. I am Jack's surgery and drug party.
407. I am Jack's muscle cramps.
408. I am Jack's ways of playing stupid
409. I am Jack's mundanity
410. I am Jack's apathy
411. I am Jack's newly found goals.
412. I am Jack's busy schedule.
413. I am Jack's addiction of procrastination.
414. I am Jack's shiny new "friends".
415. I am Jack's home.
416. I am Jack's university dreams.
417. I am Jack's shiny new lappy.
418. I am Jack's brain hemorrhage.
419. I am Jack's first year.

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I am Jack's LOLing.

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Originally posted by Ax3l
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Originally posted by Mairuzu
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How long did it take you to do 420 of these?

Originally posted by mikeydude
How long did it take you to do 420 of these?

As fast as it takes for anyone to copy and paste a link.

http://asterix.risk.ee/jack.php

Ah. Didnt realize that.

No. I just didnt care enough.

haermm Hope you seriously didnt think I made those up.

Way too much for me to read at once. Don't have the attention span for it all.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
Way too much for me to read at once. Don't have the attention span for it all.

Bite me!!

I am Jack's raging boner.

hanuts

No comment.

I never understood that aspet of the film/book. I could never figure out the symbolism of it all. The Whole "I am Jack's...", don't know the point they're trying to make with it.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I never understood that aspet of the film/book. I could never figure out the symbolism of it all. The Whole "I am Jack's...", don't know the point they're trying to make with it.

I am Jack's full stomach.

Jack in the Box food sucks.