War vs. Ganondorf

After the events of Twilight Princess, Ganondorf gets teleported to the modern era. The Destroyer asks for Ganondorf's assistance against War, the first horseman of the Apocalypse and if he is destroyed, Ganondorf can return to his time and seek revenge on Link. Ganondorf accepts the offer and goes out to find the horseman. Ganondorf finds War at Samael's prison and challenges him to a fight.

Ganondorf is gimped from having only light arrows, silver arrows, and the triforce being his weakness. War's weapons can harm him. Feats from Twilight Princess are only allowed so no more bringing up feats from different LoZ games and also, he doesn't have his TK in this fight. Ganandorf can't go Ganon in this fight and must remain in physical form at all times.

War has all his powers restored and has all of his weapons and abilities.

Can the First Horseman of the Apocalypse defeat the the Dark Lord or will Ganondorf make War run for his money?

Back for your nightly spanking, I see.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Back for your nightly spanking, I see.

Back to acting like a total *** I see.

Keep up that language and I won't let you choose which paddle I use. 😐

Why in the Nine Circles did you exist if you're gonna make an ass out of yourself?

I'm divine fury incarnate. A punishment sent from the heavens to reprimand you for your inequity and ignorance. 131

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I'm divine fury incarnate. A punishment sent from the heavens to reprimand you for your inequity and ignorance. 131

You're a fallen angel who has lost the path of light. For your dark corruption, you shall be slain, demon.

If you're offering me a sword fight, I have to decline, as you're unarmed. 😛

/penis joke.

why cant we all be friends 🙁

Because he's determined to accept my seed, but I will not donate it to him.

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
why cant we all be friends 🙁

Hey, I would be nice if ScreamPaste would stop acting like a jackass. All I did was make a thread and already, ScreamPaste is a jerk.

And what did you learn from this experience?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Because he's determined to accept my seed, but I will not donate it to him.

no0o0o0o crylaugh

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
And what did you learn from this experience?

I learned that you're a total ****. Now get off this forum and go sniff Link's used underwear or whatever disturbing fetish you have.

^ Law of Nemesis X: Jackass + Jerk-off = ScreamPaste

Originally posted by Nemesis X
After the events of Twilight Princess, Ganondorf gets teleported to the modern era. The Destroyer asks for Ganondorf's assistance against War, the first horseman of the Apocalypse and if he is destroyed, Ganondorf can return to his time and seek revenge on Link. Ganondorf accepts the offer and goes out to find the horseman. Ganondorf finds War at Samael's prison and challenges him to a fight.

Ganondorf is gimped from having only light arrows, silver arrows, and the triforce being his weakness. War's weapons can harm him. Feats from Twilight Princess are only allowed so no more bringing up feats from different LoZ games and also, he doesn't have his TK in this fight. Ganandorf can't go Ganon in this fight and must remain in physical form at all times.

War has all his powers restored and has all of his weapons and abilities.

Can the First Horseman of the Apocalypse defeat the the Dark Lord or will Ganondorf make War run for his money?

Somebody hates Ganon to gimp him so.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
If you're offering me a sword fight, I have to decline, as you're unarmed. 😛

/penis joke.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
^ Law of Nemesis X: Jackass + Jerk-off = ScreamPaste

Somebody hates Ganon to gimp him so.

lol, I knew there was something wrong with Mr.X

lol so true.

I only gimped the TK because ScreamPaste said a fight with Ganondorf in it is spite because of his TK. Which is why I got rid of the TK.

Check Resident Evil more often. Nemesis and Mr. X aren't the same character.

Link doesn't wear underwear 😬

But more to the point, no.

Also, I'm not sharing my Jill sandwich with you, go to your room.

Monkey see monkey do.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Link doesn't wear underwear 😬

Wait a second... how do you know that?

...Crap.