Worst Relationship/Romantic Experience?
Spill your guts and share your worst memories from a relationship -- why it ended, embarrassing moments, terrible first dates, wretched break-ups, etc. -- here.
I'm going through some tough stuff at the moment and it'd be nice to hear some horror stories to know I'm not alone.
Anyway, have at it.
I don't look at past relationships as negative experiences, I look at them as growing/learning experiences. Past experiences made me what I am today, and I love who I am, so yeah...
There was this one time though, I was 17, and my friend Mike was chasing a cheerleader. He finally got a date with her, but her friend wanted to go to, so naturally he asked me to be her blind date.
Mistake.
We picked up the cheerleader first, and I was like DAAAAAAAAMN she's hot, so her friend must be hot also, right?
WRONG......
She looked like she could shut down a buffet by herself, use your imagination.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I don't look at past relationships as negative experiences, I look at them as growing/learning experiences. Past experiences made me what I am today, and I love who I am, so yeah...There was this one time though, I was 17, and my friend Mike was chasing a cheerleader. He finally got a date with her, but her friend wanted to go to, so naturally he asked me to be her blind date.
Mistake.
We picked up the cheerleader first, and I was like DAAAAAAAAMN she's hot, so her friend must be hot also, right?
WRONG......
She looked like she could shut down a buffet by herself, use your imagination.
Was she like that fat chick in dodgeball during the cheerleading try outs flashback that Justin had?
Avoiding the heartbreak stories, I'll share my short lived situation with a psycho chick. I met this girl when I was shooting Christmas lights and decor for the news on Candy Cane Lane, some street in Pacific Grove, California. This was right before Christmas of 2005. She was with her mom, who I interviewed on camera. She gave me her number (the daughter, not the mom) and I called her about a week later to see if she wanted to hang out. She came up to my flat, we watched some movie, but mostly chatted. She told me she had fibromyalgia. I was like, whatever. Nothing really happened that night. It wasn't until a few nights later on New Years Eve, she and I went to dinner at some steak house where she stole a steak knife. I was like, wtf?? Then she gave me some of her fybromyalgia pills which made me all high. So we went back to my flat and we started watching a movie, but she ended up getting freaky on me, so we started to have sex. She's told me to be gentle since she had fibromyalgia. We were doing it, her stolen steak knife is in her purse across the room so I knew I was safe, and I was still trippin' on her pills, so things were good..... until right when I went to bust a nut she bit my lower lip, (think of that hospital scene in Kill Bill Vol. 1) I instantly shrunk, but still managed to jiz a load. I was like, wtf??? (Yes, I wore a condom) After that, I totally gave her the cold shoulder and she left at 11:50pm, so I celebrated the rest of the night by myself, which was just fine at that point. At New Years, I took a fat bong rip and watched the ratcoons get frisky outside from my balcony with the sound of fireworks and the ocean in the background. Twas a lovely evening.
A girl I was dating for almost 3 months cheated on me with two guys at a house party on top of a washing machine..............while I was in the hospital undergoing corrective/cosmetic surgery to repair my damaged neck after I got shot in Iraq.
How do I know this? My sister was there and she saw her.
i'll probably cry if i tell you but i think i will survive...okay this guy i dated for 6 weeks had EVERYTHING! he liked Twilight, the Oregon ducks,the Trail Blazers, and is in band class with me! he likes almost everything i like. so why did i break up with him? i'll tell you on a new comment sheet.