I maybe going to prison

Because if I EVER find the a$$hole that keyed my brand new car I'm going to stuff that key down their wind pipe!!!!!
😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠 😠

Is that illegal? 😛

Oh shit, sorry to hear. Do you have any idea who it might've been? Little f*cking teenagers around my parts love to do that to cars, so one time, my friends and I stole their bikes and dropped them off somewhere around 80 miles away. I'd like to think they knew it was us, but since then, they stay the f*ck away from our cars.

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some ****er did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: ****ing keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****ed up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit ****ed with it.
Lance: They should be ****ing killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that ******* doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a ****er!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than ****ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh shit, sorry to hear. Do you have any idea who it might've been? Little f*cking teenagers around my parts love to do that to cars, so one time, my friends and I stole their bikes and dropped them off somewhere around 80 miles away. I'd like to think they knew it was us, but since then, they stay the f*ck away from our cars.

Nope. I got up this morning at 6 am. Walked out to the garage and saw my ruby red 2010 Camaro sitting there. I went to the drivers side and the key went for the front to the back cry

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Nope. I got up this morning at 6 am. Walked out to the garage and saw my ruby red 2010 Camaro sitting there. I went to the drivers side and the key went for the front to the back cry

Damn.

these little punks spray painted my dads work truck once
once long line of pink paitn goin down one side
they did it to a lot of the cars on my street before the cops caught them

the worst of it was, my dads truck is white

I wonder how much this is going to cost meblowup

idk X^D

wait, whats keying? is it like scratching a car with a key all the way down its body?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

And just like that, thread is turned to shit, I honestly wish you were funny. Don't get me wrong, I'm not either, but I don't try to be...

Originally posted by Scythe
And just like that, thread is turned to shit, I honestly wish you were funny. Don't get me wrong, I'm not either, but I don't try to be...

Figures, though the absent minded people will surely get a kick out of the fresh comedy stylings you offer. Three to four years from now, it'll be the exact same thing. Pretty sad.

Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by magicturtle
wait, whats keying? is it like scratching a car with a key all the way down its body?

Yeah. You push a key against the car and drag it.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Yeah. You push a key against the car and drag it.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/automotive/how_to/4216365.html

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How deep is the scratch? This might help:

http://www.popularmechanics.com/automotive/how_to/4216365.html

They cut me pretty deep. I know a guy in auto body repairs...maybe I can get a dealweep

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
They cut me pretty deep. I know a guy in auto body repairs...maybe I can get a dealweep

I think so. It's like, a deep scratch. Like, the really put some effort into it.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I think so. It's like, a deep scratch. Like, the really put some effort into it.