The dream thread

yup 🙁

She woulda loved me cause I'd have joined a team....somehow, if not then if she were a ***** to me I'd show her what happens when a teacher is a ***** to me...I become their worst nightmare

if only i was more active as a kid and knew how awesome hockey is
i wouldve totally joined a team and my life wouldve been probably going in the same direction, but on a different path

How come you didn't join?

i didnt know how awesome of a sport it was till it was faaaaaaar too late and i had arthritis [or however the **** you spell it]
i have it in my left ankle and right wrist now

How did you get it at such a young age?

i broke my ankle falling off the bus steps when i was 14 and have a metal plate, 8 pins and 2 bolts screwed in there
then my wrist, i have no ****ing idea how it came to be, but as we speak, its hurting so badly its tough to type

...how did you fall off the bus?

by wearing giant boots five times too big for me like an idiot
the steps were wet cause it had been sprinkling that morning and my right foot missed the second step, and slid down the rest while the toe of my left foot got caught somehow and twisted to the side and back at the same time
of course, evil little bastards the other kids were, all they did was laugh while i nearly passed out in shock and had to be rushed inside after a wheelchair was found and all the nurse could do wa give me a ****ing ice pack while i wait, shivering and about to puke from the pain while i wait for my dad[luckily he was home from work that day cause he had a doctors appt that morning sometime]

The number of times when my bones shoulda broke and haven't..and they hurt other people if they hit me playfully so I'm starting to wonder if I have adamantium bones

or maybe you drink/drank a lot of milk?

Originally posted by steverules_2
The number of times when my bones shoulda broke and haven't..and they hurt other people if they hit me playfully so I'm starting to wonder if I have adamantium bones

That is the reason but adamantium bones is cooler

Originally posted by mikeydude
What, are you going to have. Metallic claws come out of your fists too?

I should be so lucky

If you did. Id be all like fuwwk youuuuuuuuu

And I'd be all snikt, now you have no limbs

Id be like.... DICK MOVE WOLVERINE WANNABE!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by mikeydude
Id be like.... DICK MOVE WOLVERINE WANNABE!!!!!!!!

And then I'd just cut your dick off for calling me a dick sly

Dick........

Think its best to stop talking about dicks now...turning into the nightmare thread, gonna go to bed tonight and have a nightmare about a serial killer thats a dick...