Gunnery Sergeant Hartman vs J Jonah Jameson

They both have to switch jobs. Hartman is the new head of the Daily Bugle at the start of Spiderman 1, and Jameson is trying his hand at being a Drill Instructor just before the Tet Offensive. What happens? Who does the better job?

Yeah, closed.

Don't make threads like this. You ought to know better.