Squirrel Girl vs Thanos (rematch)

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Squirrel Girl vs Thanos (rematch)

Thanos has supposedly been upgraded since his death. How much longer will he last than last time before being wtfpwned if he tries to fight Squirrel Girl again?

5 seconds.

Thanos begs for his mercy, and gets his heart ripped out... again.

No longer than the last time they met

SQ > T > DS 😈

Originally posted by vansonbee
SQ > T > DS 😈

Who's SQ?

Thanos has Batman run interference, via massive prep and the Batkick, on SQ, and manages to get her in a vulnerable position for a two part cliff-hanger (with the Doctor Who "next time" music playing in the background)...

... and then she kills him at the start of the next issue, spending the rest of the issue trying to get BM to become her sidekick/"Take care of her light-work" so she can go have a spa-day next time, and not have to deal with trivial things like this in the future...

Squirrel Girl let Tippy Toe stomp Thanos this time.

Tippy Toe > MODOK > She Rulk > Rulk > Utau > Thanos

She doesn't know the meaning of "impossible". No wonder.

I'm almost inclined to believe that SG is an Omega level mutant with the same powers as Gladiator......
But she is infatuated with Squirrels.

She could be Marvel's champion

The Squirrel Supreme 😄

Originally posted by the ninjak
I'm almost inclined to believe that SG is an Omega level mutant with the same powers as Gladiator......
But she is infatuated with Squirrels.

She could be Marvel's champion

The Squirrel Supreme 😄

She is a mutant... obviously the most powerful one there ever existed

Re: Squirrel Girl vs Thanos (rematch)

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Thanos has supposedly been upgraded since his death. How much longer will he last than last time before being wtfpwned if he tries to fight Squirrel Girl again?

He won't last longer, on the contrary. The more powerful an opponent is the easier it is for SG to kick his nuts!

Squirrel Girl will beat Thanos quicker because she has his measure.

SG again

PS. Quanchi not gonna be happy about this thread lol ^^

Quanchi doesn't understand that SG's power is confidence based.
The time she beat Thanos was definitely canon.

Uatu said himself that Thanos was the real deal and it doesn't matter which reality Uatu is in he always knows what he is talking about.

Thanos wouldn't even try to fight her, he would just run away

thanos last maybe a half second longer than he did the last time they fought

How much of an upgrade does Thanos get?

If it's something like the IG, SG doesn't stand a chance.

If it's just regular amping by his tech, SG would win again.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Quanchi doesn't understand that SG's power is confidence based.

Yeah, its the reverse of Glad's power though. The more confident you are in your ability to defeat a seemingly useless mutant with a squirrel companion the more powerful she becomes. Of course her base level is still high-skyfather so Thanos was ****ed either way.

high-skyfather i personally believe she is top tier trans