Body Scanners - A'port staff to giggle at your tiny penis.

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lil bitchiness -

Originally posted by jaden101
I don't think they would. The best that people did when the guy tried to blow up a plane on Christmas day was tackle him AFTER he already failed to detonate a bomb and set himself on fire.

As much as people would like to think they'd be brave when a gun is stuck in their face....they wouldn't.

Granted that in a hijacking attempt post 9/11 there would be a higher chance of people acting because they'd immediately think it's better to do something if you're going to die anyway.

As for the air marshal point...Other countries have planes...Other countries don't have air marshals or even an equivalent. Terrorists do attack other countries.

I concur. What saved those passengers, in the end, is him failing to detonate the bomb, not their supposed prevention.

Robtard Senor Member

Re: Body Scanners - A'port staff to giggle at your tiny penis.

Originally posted by GCG
This has been made legit.

Article already explains that it already breaks child porn law in the UK.

WTF is wrong with these people, the security measures in El Al are top notch, be cheaper to hire the Jews to implement what they're already doing.

Just more bureaucracy and wasting of taxpayer money.

jinXed by JaNx Senior Member

I'm all for total recall scanners, man. I mean, damn...,at this point the gomment doesn't even know whats going on. They just know that shit is about to hit the fan within the next couple months.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I'm all for total recall scanners, man. I mean, damn...,at this point the gomment doesn't even know whats going on. They just know that shit is about to hit the fan within the next couple months.

They do?

inimalist Junior Member
Originally posted by Robtard
They do?

they've been saying it since 9-11

if they just keep it up they are bound to be right

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by jaden101
I don't think they would. The best that people did when the guy tried to blow up a plane on Christmas day was tackle him AFTER he already failed to detonate a bomb and set himself on fire.

But I don't remember reading anywhere that he screamed, yelled, or drew attention to himself. It seemed like he was trying to do it quickly. So, when they figured out what was going on, they stepped up in similar fashion to what I described in what you quoted.

Originally posted by jaden101
As much as people would like to think they'd be brave when a gun is stuck in their face....they wouldn't.

I call B.S. I submit to the court my good buddy, Jaden101. He beat two idiots, at the same time, senseless, that had pulled knives on him. He claims to generally be laid back and not a hothead.

Originally posted by jaden101
Granted that in a hijacking attempt post 9/11 there would be a higher chance of people acting because they'd immediately think it's better to do something if you're going to die anyway.

Boom. 👆

Originally posted by jaden101
As for the air marshal point...Other countries have planes...Other countries don't have air marshals or even an equivalent. Terrorists do attack other countries.

So why wouldn't the terrorist wait until he was at the airport where's there's more victims instead of doing it on th plane? (Cause if they tried anything whle still in the air, he would never land...either the passengers would take care of him or the plane would be shot down.)

jaden101 Restricted
I call B.S. I submit to the court my good buddy, Jaden101. He beat two idiots, at the same time, senseless, that had pulled knives on him. He claims to generally be laid back and not a hothead.

I'm Scottish...We beat terrorists while they're on fire and attacking police officers...

Boom.
(Cause if they tried anything whle still in the air, he would never land...either the passengers would take care of him or the plane would be shot down.)

Now you're just giving terrorists ideas...Hijack planes and then wait for them to get shot down...Does the same job as trying to blow it up.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Autokrat
The one that takes over an hour to work?

I used to work in one of the USPS plants. The billion dollar machine takes an hour and a half to identify anything. By that time, the letter has passed through hands of about a hundred people, never mind the people on the docks that would have handled the letter before it went through the machine.

It was a running joke at safety meetings.

That was close to about 6 years ago. You had one of the original 16, I assume.

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by jaden101
I'm Scottish...We beat terrorists while they're on fire and attacking police officers...

Should've known.

Originally posted by jaden101
Now you're just giving terrorists ideas...Hijack planes and then wait for them to get shot down...Does the same job as trying to blow it up.

As much as I hate murdering religious fanatics, I highly doubt that this is an original idea.

jaden101 Restricted

Originally posted by dadudemon

As much as I hate murdering religious fanatics, I highly doubt that this is an original idea.

You hate doing that?...I love it. It's great. Speaking of which...I'm sure the Pope is visiting Scotland soon...I have much prep work to do.

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by jaden101
You hate doing that?...I love it. It's great. Speaking of which...I'm sure the Pope is visiting Scotland soon...I have much prep work to do.

I wonder how I could have used punctuation to make that better?

Maybe added quotation marks around "murdering religious fanatics" or even hypenated those three words?

Darth Jello Cheese Spelunker

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Originally posted by Robtard
WTF is wrong with these people, the security measures in El Al are top notch, be cheaper to hire the Jews to implement what they're already doing.

Just more bureaucracy and wasting of taxpayer money.

El Al is nationalized and because they are nationalized, they can do things like pay everyone decently and have safety for their passengers and equipment. They also focus less on security gadgets and theater and more on observing behavior and interviewing people. They're not going to harass the Muslim-looking guy, they're going to harass the jittery guy who keeps glancing over at his briefcase and start subtly sweating when asked where he was going. They haven't had a terrorist attack on an airline since the 70's. The solution for cost control, security, comfort, safety and wages is clearly to nationalize the airlines, putting them under the control of several local government transit authorities, and getting rid of the TSA completely and replacing them with well trained active duty personnel from the reserves or national guard. It wouldn't violate Posse Comitatus because there are many places in the airport that are seen as a gray area between national and international boundaries (customs, for example). Obviously the capitalist system isn't working for airlines since all they do is make things less safe, less comfortable, pay less and less, and then get bailed out by our tax dollars every year anyway.
Also, we need bullet trains. Trains are cool.

lil bitchiness -

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Originally posted by Darth Jello
gadgets and theater and more on observing behavior and interviewing people.

I heard in December that all airport staff will be trained in suspicious behaviour spotting including caretakers.

And by ''heard'' I mean I read it on some kind of notice at JFK.

Darth Jello Cheese Spelunker

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Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I heard in December that all airport staff will be trained in suspicious behaviour spotting including caretakers.

And by ''heard'' I mean I read it on some kind of notice at JFK.

Does that mean that they'll be doing what El Al does and start talking to everyone boarding a plane when they buy their tickets and engaging random people in casual conversation for no apparent reason as part of their investigation? Also, would you trust the TSA to do this competently since a lot of them are pretty much literally random guys hired without a background check and only rudimentary training?

Bicnarok From Ganymede

Terrorists or especially false flag operatives will always find a way to cause mayhem, if they can´t get any weapons on an airplane they can just shoot a few down over a city with SAM missiles, suicide bomb some carnival parade or whatever.

And the false flag operatives will be aided by the authorities anyway, so their actions won´t be preventable. They will continue to divide and conquer by using fear as the main weapon.

jaden101 Restricted

Conspiracy theory forum is south of here.

lil bitchiness -
Originally posted by Darth Jello
Does that mean that they'll be doing what El Al does and start talking to everyone boarding a plane when they buy their tickets and engaging random people in casual conversation for no apparent reason as part of their investigation? Also, would you trust the TSA to do this competently since a lot of them are pretty much literally random guys hired without a background check and only rudimentary training?

I have no idea what they meant or will do. You'll have to ask someone who actually works there, or has idea about American transportation agency.
I believe they meant they will train people to spot people looking dodgy and report to the authorities (?) for further observation and/or interview.
The reason notice was there, displayable to us, was probably because they want passenger cooperation too.
In fact, there might have been something there about passenger cooperation too...could have been. Don't quote me on that.

WickedDynamite THE LOOSE CANNON

I didn't read what lil said...but whatever it was....I agree.

Darth Jello Cheese Spelunker

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I have no idea what they meant or will do. You'll have to ask someone who actually works there, or has idea about American transportation agency.
I believe they meant they will train people to spot people looking dodgy and report to the authorities (?) for further observation and/or interview.
The reason notice was there, displayable to us, was probably because they want passenger cooperation too.
In fact, there might have been something there about passenger cooperation too...could have been. Don't quote me on that.
I always look dodgy on a lay over until I get a shot of something in me. You do get that nervous terrorist aura around you after you've been sitting for five hours while having Jabba The Hutt fall asleep and fart all over you while some old lady who looks like the Crypt Keeper won't stop jabbering about how society has gone down the tubes since gays were given the right to live. Maximum jitters typically occur when the can of Canada Dry ginger ale I drank expands from the pressure change during the dissent and a mad dash to the bathroom ensues at the airport.

Autokrat Unknown
Originally posted by dadudemon
That was close to about 6 years ago. You had one of the original 16, I assume.

I was working during 2008, they might have never upgraded. The plant was closing down soon anyways.

Still, it was kind of nerve wracking.

In any case every time you get a package in the mail that isn't damaged or broken, you should thank god.

No one in the plant gave a crap about the actual integrity of the five million pieces of mail we received each day.