Originally posted by ATX/UT ND Money
Absinthe...heard about this...what exactly is this and i think my friend once told me its legal here no?
Absinthe is an extremely potent liquor made from Absinthe wormwood and several other herbs such as anise, fennel, etc. It was originally formulated in the last 200 years as a method of purifying water and treating malaria but became a popular drink in Europe after a cold snap killed off several grape harvests. After several cases of brain damage due to contamination from copper pipes, absinthe started being banned everywhere. It was legalized again in most of the world in the early 90's and was legalized in the US in 2006.

Absinthe is extremely bitter and tastes like liquorish or even horrid crap if it's the Bohemian variety (which is usually spelled without the e at the end) requiring that if drunk straight, it to be diluted with water and sugar in a ritual involving a special glass and spoon. It's alcohol content can range from 90 proof to 159 proof. It also contains a chemical called thujone which causes certain...enhanced effects on certain people. Regardless, this is NOT your regular drunk.

Typically you get really, really creative and everything starts rocking up and down like you're on a boat. You get really, really horny but unlike regular alcohol, this does not negatively effect sex and in fact makes sex better. Sometimes you do get a bit high and occasionally even see a thing or two, but mainly I would describe the sensation like having a drunk body but a perfectly sober mind. In college, my friends and I would illegally import it, get ripped and then either hook up with girls that had no idea we were completely out of our heads or have long conversations and then remember everything and feel completely clear headed the next day. Too much tho, and you do black out and wake up with the worst hangover ever. It's expensive as shit but if you're smart and you mix it right, one bottle can last a month or two.