If you lost a hand....

Started by Ax3l3 pages

Originally posted by Ax3l
I think of practicality. Homie can't jerk off with a chainsaw.

Just blew your minds.

And I'm sure the robot hands have a vibrate function. That's just fun for everyone.

Originally posted by Ax3l
And I'm sure the robot hands have a vibrate function. That's just fun for everyone.

This.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Since these hands are all fiction. Let me point to the Expanded Universe of Star Wars which has gone into detail about how strong the mechnoarms of Anakin and Luke are.

Luke, of course, controls his arm and doesn't make use of the increased strength. At least as far as we know.

Anakin, as Vader...he has put to use his stronger prosthetics.

Yeah, well, I still like Ash's hand. Less moving parts means less maintainence, plus it looks cooler.

BTW, this thread isn't about which hand is the best, it''s about which you would choose and why. It's not a contest.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah, well, I still like Ash's hand. Less moving parts means less maintainence, plus it looks cooler.

BTW, this thread isn't about which hand is the best, it''s about which you would choose and why. It's not a contest.

And I'm stating why I would use Anakin's hand.

Anakin was a tinkerer, he took the skinny little gold arm at the end of Episode 2 and turned it into what we see in Episode 3. He took an already powerful prosthetic and beefed it up. You know it's the shit.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And I'm stating why I would use Anakin's hand.

Anakin was a tinkerer, he took the skinny little gold arm at the end of Episode 2 and turned it into what we see in Episode 3. He took an already powerful prosthetic and beefed it up. You know it's the shit.

And Ash made a hand that was just as good out of medieval armor and craftsman tools. Who's better at making mechanical hands? Ashley.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And Ash made a hand that was just as good out of medieval armor and craftsman tools. Who's better at making mechanical hands? Ashley.

His is more prone to rust, less grip, and a little unwieldy.

Anakin's hand has sensory tips that allow him to still feel objects with his replacement arm. Upgraded strength, aesthetically mimics human arm, still allowed to feel things which gives you a sense of normalcy.

Clear winner, IMO.

Whichever hand is best to masturbate with

Originally posted by LanceWindu
His is more prone to rust, less grip, and a little unwieldy.

Anakin's hand has sensory tips that allow him to still feel objects with his replacement arm. Upgraded strength, aesthetically mimics human arm, still allowed to feel things which gives you a sense of normalcy.

Clear winner, IMO.

Yeah, dude's got a point. I'd take Anakin's.

its ironic but my hand is the closest to needing a replacement

Originally posted by LanceWindu
His is more prone to rust, less grip, and a little unwieldy.

Anakin's hand has sensory tips that allow him to still feel objects with his replacement arm. Upgraded strength, aesthetically mimics human arm, still allowed to feel things which gives you a sense of normalcy.

Clear winner, IMO.

Here you go with the contest shit again. 🙄

Less grip? He caught a sword with it.
Rust? WD40.
Unwieldy? Didnt seem to bother him in battle, did it?

And for the record, I'd take Luke's hand over Annie's any day of the week.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I think of practicality. Homie can't jerk off with a chainsaw.

Just blew your minds.


... Umm i have two hands so I'll be fine... just can't rub the scrote while I'm doing it. I should be fine

Ambidexterity ✅

like Roxas... only with penises

Originally posted by Hitosu Moriko
its ironic but my hand is the closest to needing a replacement

That's not ironic! uhuh

Anakin's hand

Anakin's Hand ✅

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
"Chainsaw hand?"

Yes, "Chainsaw hand", bologna t*ts.

It wasn't a chainsaw hand.

Yeah it's not, and you're losing sleep because I'm gonna have a chainsaw hand and you won't. High Fives are gonna be great.