superman vs hancocks ex wife

Originally posted by Robtard
WTF is a tornado going to do to someone like Hancock?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nothing, but she can conjure them, he cant, therefore she is stronger.

He can piss standing up better than she can, therefore he's stronger.

Originally posted by Robtard
He can piss standing up better than she can, therefore he's stronger.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Chrome. Trailer hitch. Yeah.

If you're implying she can sick a meaner dick than he, you have no basis for that.

I'd wager on it.

Originally posted by chomperx9
if someones strength is equal to another then they can still injur eachother for example you punch someone that has an equal strength and durability as you they are still gonna feel some pain.

she didnt feel a damn thing when he stabbed her and swung at her. what does that have to do with experience ? oh ok i got experience in making my body more durable when someone is gonna swing at me from behind by surprise. come on now

Superman can stab General Zod with a steel knife and the blade would still break or bend. It doesn't matter who is wielding the weapon if the weapon can not hurt them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
She produced tornadoes, dude. Plus she has knockers.

They produced tornadoes.

Hancock didnt.

Charlize Theron is so hot that Supes wouldn't be able to hit her.
She'll just seduce him, kick him in the balls then shove a stick of kryptonite down his throat and punch his head off!

Supes wins 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
If you're implying she can sick a meaner dick than he, you have no basis for that.

both films s^ck horribly...

however its a win win since charlize theron is hot

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
both films s^ck horribly...

however its a win win since charlize theron is hot

Can't say I saw anything in Hancock from any character that rivalled lifting an entire newly formed continent made from the substance that makes the lifter weak and dying out into space or flying fast enough to stop the earth's rotation and turn back time.

Yeah...So...Superman...Easily.

Originally posted by chomperx9
id rather watch hancock than superman returns

i agree

Originally posted by chomperx9
if you watch the movie again she has a bigger attitude than he does. your giving him more credit just cause he was the main star of the movie and he's cooler in a way but that doesnt make him stronger.

He shoved one man's head up another man's ass, ergo, he's got the bigger attitude, if "attitude" matters here.

Dude, Hancock can totally take out superman. But his wife can't cuz her character is so sober and she is a goody two shoes (at heart).

Imagine a scenario in which Hancock's wife has to fight Superman. Superman could easily woo her with his patriotic talk and lectures about whats right and wrong but not Hancock he wouldn't give shit about that.

Superman's heat vision cuts her head off end of story

Originally posted by SuperkatmanX
Superman's heat vision cuts her head off end of story

do you know how many times Supes can slap her face before she even finishes blinking?

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Superman is going to kick some ass here. Unlike the fanboy bullcrackle thats been going around here, i'm going to settle the debate and tell you bastards once and for all...,Superman Pwns this lady.