Jobberclypse vs Jobberseid

who jobbs more, Apoc or Darkseid? and who would win in a battle with PIS and CIS on.

Compare who they've jobbed to respectively. It's clear that one has a lot more to be ashamed of.

JobberSeid ftw.

Apoc turns himself into a flight of stairs for the easy win.

Or DS chucks a table at Apoc.

Apoc can dodge teh mighty table.

Darkseid on the other hand has no defense against the stairs.

Jobberseid

Originally posted by manx422
Jobberseid

agreed he jobbs the most.pokey

Well considering on of the two lost a battle with a flight of stairs 😄

Man, if they job that much against stairs they would be screwed against Jackie Chan.

Apoc jobs more and DS would beat him (not in jobbing, just a battle lol)

Can Darkseid fly?

Did anyone actually read the issue of where he fell? As there was a reason for it.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Can Darkseid fly?

Yes.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
Can Darkseid fly?

Originally posted by DarkOdin
yes he can and he did....................fly down some stairs 😈

Does anyone have the scan? I would like to see this priceless scene.

*facepalm* The reason he fell as noted is he was losing his powers and was becoming weaker and in an interview the writer said DS could barely function.

Originally posted by -K-M-
*facepalm* The reason he fell as noted is he was losing his powers and was becoming weaker and in an interview the writer said DS could barely function.

This is a joke thread that we are supposed to use jobber "feats" and falling down the stairs is #1

Originally posted by DarkOdin
Well this is Jobberseid so it doesn't get much worse then that. A ton of hero's and villains have had been close to death lost powers and etc.. and non-have fallen down the danm stairs. Thor was stripped of his powers look like askinny 110 pound wuus and still fought off a group of undead zombies. Apoclypse was dying in a gave and got owned by archangel and he didn't fall down and stairs.

This is a joke thread that we are supposed to use jobber "feats" and falling down the stairs is #1

Originally posted by Juntai
Except falling down stairs while weakened, barely able to walk, and nearly blind isn't an example of jobbing. A 'jobber' is a guy who constantly loses, and a job is throwing a fight with an underwhelming performance. Apoc loses to X Men. Darkseid falls to Superman, who's like a whole X team and more rolled into one, magnified a thousand times.

falling down the stairs doesn't count???

the closing thing Apoc has done to that was when he was dying he got owned by archangel, or the time he got owned by the Black bolt Skrull.

both of which are still not as bad as falling down the danm stairs

Darkseid falling down the stairs is a case of a writer overemphasizing a plot element. He was trying to bring home how weakened DS was at the time, but it was entirely unecessary, a few quotes would have been enough for that.

Wasn't Darkseid extremely weakened though? Drained of his energies or something, idk, haven't read the issue in question. Apoc drops the ball way more than Darkseid does, imo.

Originally posted by DarkOdin
So in a thread where we take the lowest showing of 2 characters.

falling down the stairs doesn't count???

the closing thing Apoc has done to that was when he was dying he got owned by archangel, or the time he got owned by the Black bolt Skrull.

both of which are still not as bad as falling down the danm stairs

I'd rather trip down a few flight of stairs and get up unharmed than get owned by Archangel or a Skrull.

Falling down stairs is harmless in the end, it's only mildly embarrasing.