Surtur VS Thor

Started by DarkOdin4 pages

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
*asks self* Hey, what's with this troll's fascination with Thor and his junk?

...yeah, I don't know how your mind works man, but it's unsettling to say the least.

😆 nice turn around

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
*asks self* Hey, what's with this troll's fascination with Thor and his junk?

...yeah, I don't know how your mind works man, but it's unsettling to say the least.

so i made you think about thors cock then? what a perv you are

Originally posted by CallMeCommando
so i made you think about thors cock then? what a perv you are

FAIL COMEBACK. And again, you keep bringing up Thor and his...area.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
GOOD COMEBACK.

👆

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
And again, you keep bringing up Thor and his...area.

AND AGAIN YOU KEEP MENTION THIS SUBJECT TOO MUCH

Originally posted by CallMeCommando
so i made you think about thors cock then? what a perv you are
You're surprised that a conversation involves thinking about what you're talking about eh?

mmm

Originally posted by CallMeCommando
AND AGAIN YOU KEEP MENTION THIS SUBJECT TOO MUCH

he's doing it only to make u feel better

Originally posted by Warlord
he's doing it only to make us thor fanboys feel better

🙄

Originally posted by CallMeCommando
🙄

dude that was brilliant. I was angry at first but after geeting the joke I really appreciated it.
you are the best!

What will Manx422 do without his sidekick?

Originally posted by CallMeCommando
whats the metter did i bring the heat on you? anyway as a thor fanboy you must know about his fights and all the times he lost and got beat up otherwise what kind of thor fanboy are you? the fight when spider-man beats him so fast thor cant reacts and then he use lightning to hit spider man

hercules defeated thor physically during all there fights until thor humiliated desided to bring in lightning because a man to man he lost

you know thats funny when ever i go to thors respect thread i cant find any victories or wins over someone... when i go to the superman respect thread i see him wooping major ass, when i go to the black adam respect thread the same thing... when i go to the thor respect thread all i can see is thor swinging his hammer causing some tornado or opening the ground and everybody are like "wow he is just great let me ride his dick" i mean wtf? he never win any fights, i dont care if you will admit it or not but its true and the most funny part is that because of the fact that he just gets beat up all the time in his respect thread people are posting scans of him getting beat up and they call it "thors whitstanding abilities" Lol its like a respect thread to a whitstanding punching bag get the hell out of here you fanboy


Reason why you never see Thor win is because you never read his comisc. Your pretty ignorant to say Thor never wins his fights, then say Black Adam and Superman win there fights. Do you even know how to read a comic?

Killing Ice giant

Throwing planetoid at Surtur

Hitting Surtur with so much wind force he has never felt that before and look back at who Surtur has fought Odin, Odins father, Bors farther

First time he used his hammer to attack takes down TWO GIANTS WITH EASE

Beating Mephisto in his own damn dimension.

Now if your so clueless as to why Thor can't handle Ymir, Mangog, and Surtur its because they are tremendously over his level in power it isn't even funny. Surtur is suppose to kill all the gods you think Thor alone is suppose to easily just take him down? Superman gets lucky fighting Doomsday the guy that adapts real cute. Thor has to fight Atum/Demogorge his older step brother who KILLED ALL THE ELDER GODS BUT TWO. Thor has to fight him IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUN 27,000,000 degrees mind you. Only reason why Superman survive in the sun is because he gets energy from it. Thor doesn't. So next time you say Thor doesn't win any fights pick up the issue where he by himself and the belt of strength knocked a whole into the 20,000ft celestial, or should I just post that to?

I'm gonna go with Surtur 6/10

Originally posted by kakuzu
Reason why you never see Thor win is because you never read his comisc. Your pretty ignorant to say Thor never wins his fights, then say Black Adam and Superman win there fights. Do you even know how to read a comic?

Killing Ice giant

Throwing planetoid at Surtur

Hitting Surtur with so much wind force he has never felt that before and look back at who Surtur has fought Odin, Odins father, Bors farther

First time he used his hammer to attack takes down TWO GIANTS WITH EASE

Beating Mephisto in his own damn dimension.

Now if your so clueless as to why Thor can't handle Ymir, Mangog, and Surtur its because they are tremendously over his level in power it isn't even funny. Surtur is suppose to kill all the gods you think Thor alone is suppose to easily just take him down? Superman gets lucky fighting Doomsday the guy that adapts real cute. Thor has to fight Atum/Demogorge his older step brother who KILLED ALL THE ELDER GODS BUT TWO. Thor has to fight him IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUN 27,000,000 degrees mind you. Only reason why Superman survive in the sun is because he gets energy from it. Thor doesn't. So next time you say Thor doesn't win any fights pick up the issue where he by himself and the belt of strength knocked a whole into the 20,000ft celestial, or should I just post that to?


Surtur

Surtur is a good fight for Odin, so I'd imagine that Surtur gets a heavy majority against current/classic Thor.

Thor getting cut, even though its not canon, is one of the reasons why Marvel is better then DC. If most heroes and villians are completely impervious where's the fun in that. Sounds pretty boring to me. Superman not moving a mm while Hulk is pounding on him should only be used on a rare occasion for effect and not be the norm. That's dull. Marvel has very few true invulnerable types and when they show up its much more memorable.

Surtur 9/10 against classic Thor.

surtur 10/10

and all those showings you posted are the best showings and the only you could get from his 40+ years of career? thats lame of course during all thattime he is going to have at least some feats hell even beast got some feats but it doesnt change the fact that 70% of thors apearences he gets his ass wooped and the other 20% are always some stalmate so overall he is not comming anywhere near superman league he is hercules league at best and i do mean at best

Originally posted by KidMan
surtur 10/10

and all those showings you posted are the best showings and the only you could get from his 40+ years of career? thats lame of course during all thattime he is going to have at least some feats hell even beast got some feats but it doesnt change the fact that 70% of thors apearences he gets his ass wooped and the other 20% are always some stalmate so overall he is not comming anywhere near superman league he is hercules league at best and i do mean at best

welcome back we missed u

Originally posted by KidMan
surtur 10/10

and all those showings you posted are the best showings and the only you could get from his 40+ years of career? thats lame of course during all thattime he is going to have at least some feats hell even beast got some feats but it doesnt change the fact that 70% of thors apearences he gets his ass wooped and the other 20% are always some stalmate so overall he is not comming anywhere near superman league he is hercules league at best and i do mean at best

Are you, or are you not trying to say that Thor's pantaloons are fashionable?

Originally posted by Kasper Gutman
Thor getting cut, even though its not canon, is one of the reasons why Marvel is better then DC. If most heroes and villians are completely impervious where's the fun in that. Sounds pretty boring to me. Superman not moving a mm while Hulk is pounding on him should only be used on a rare occasion for effect and not be the norm. That's dull. Marvel has very few true invulnerable types and when they show up its much more memorable.

yo man excellent point. I mean that was jobbed for superman anyways. The Hulk would knock superman on his ass a lot despite the speed factor but marvel is way better the characters are way more in depth.