Create a Star Wars Character (Please take this seriously)

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My name is tteZ Hellwalker, I am a 9,500 year old Human Male. I was born with a midi-chlorian count of over 9,950,000,000,000,042 per cell because I was conceived by Darth Badass Bandon. I reign above the Grand Lord of the Newer Sith Order in 120,069 ABY, I am known as the Dai-Grand Sith Lord, I wear the Prehumous Ceremonial Sith Robe from Force Unleashed 2 and have been given the Force Amplifying Kaiburr Crystal, which is worn on a necklace, not only do I have access to every Sith Knowledge Database, in which I have learned to kill a thousand other Force Sensitives with a mere gesture, to levitate and fly and even alter the orbits of galactic objects with telekinesis alone, but I'm allowed to study the Jedi arts and wield Jedi Powers freely although I am completely immune the Light Side's corruption. If need be, I can use any power ever!11!1!! I will never transcend into the Force because I am immortal.

Not only am I the second most Powerful Force User of all time (after Bandon of course), but I'm also the second greatest lightsaber duelist as well, I use no single Form of Lightsaber Combat, in a duel I alternate from all Seven Lightsaber Forms, Vapaad, the Fast Style, the Medium and the Strong Style as needed. I wield a curved transparent stone lightsaber hilt, the lightsaber has two thousand crystals, one of these crystals amplifies and bonds to my Force Energy and uses it to increase the power and heat of the blade, the other is a pure rainbow lightsaber crystal, producing a rainbow blade. Because of these crystals, my lightsaber is more powerful than any other lightsaber blade in History. It is also as large as a galaxy and I can destroy entire Solar Systems with one swing.

I also killed Zett Heavenwalker, raped his Force Ghost then fed on his force energies completley and utterly destroying him.

So that's my character.

Originally posted by Nephthys
What if Hewhoknowsall starts posting again?

Originally posted by Red Nemesis
I apologized to him. Seeing ^^^ really made me realize how severe the transgression should have to be to merit such a dickwad response from us.

Also, we could restart the Empire vs. Earth thread!

...Good times!

No. No. Do not...

No.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
No. No. Do not...

No.

QFT.

im tempted to make a serious on topic post in here...

tempted.

So am I.....

AMG were so much alike

Originally posted by ares834
My name is tteZ Hellwalker, I am a 9,500 year old Human Male. I was born with a midi-chlorian count of over 9,950,000,000,000,042 per cell because I was conceived by Darth Badass Bandon. I reign above the Grand Lord of the Newer Sith Order in 120,069 ABY, I am known as the Dai-Grand Sith Lord, I wear the Prehumous Ceremonial Sith Robe from Force Unleashed 2 and have been given the Force Amplifying Kaiburr Crystal, which is worn on a necklace, not only do I have access to every Sith Knowledge Database, in which I have learned to kill a thousand other Force Sensitives with a mere gesture, to levitate and fly and even alter the orbits of galactic objects with telekinesis alone, but I'm allowed to study the Jedi arts and wield Jedi Powers freely although I am completely immune the Light Side's corruption. If need be, I can use any power ever!11!1!! I will never transcend into the Force because I am immortal.

Not only am I the second most Powerful Force User of all time (after Bandon of course), but I'm also the second greatest lightsaber duelist as well, I use no single Form of Lightsaber Combat, in a duel I alternate from all Seven Lightsaber Forms, Vapaad, the Fast Style, the Medium and the Strong Style as needed. I wield a curved transparent stone lightsaber hilt, the lightsaber has two thousand crystals, one of these crystals amplifies and bonds to my Force Energy and uses it to increase the power and heat of the blade, the other is a pure rainbow lightsaber crystal, producing a rainbow blade. Because of these crystals, my lightsaber is more powerful than any other lightsaber blade in History. It is also as large as a galaxy and I can destroy entire Solar Systems with one swing.

I also killed Zett Heavenwalker, raped his Force Ghost then fed on his force energies completley and utterly destroying him.

So that's my character.


im so tempted to profile this 😛

I have 😉

Spoiler:
Because of the Bandon references.

Originally posted by mattatom
I have 😉
Spoiler:
Because of the Bandon references.
$10 says that your fetish for Bandon has resulted in the creation of a life-size, blow-up Darth Bandon love doll... with realistic lightsaber.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
$10 says that your fetish for Bandon has resulted in the creation of a life-size, blow-up Darth Bandon love doll... with realistic lightsaber.
I do not have a 'fetish for Bandon. The only thing 'blow up' in my house is an airmattress which I sleep on.

Originally posted by ares834
My name is tteZ Hellwalker, I am a 9,500 year old Human Male. I was born with a midi-chlorian count of over 9,950,000,000,000,042 per cell because I was conceived by Darth Badass Bandon Revan. I reign above the Grand Lord of the Newer Sith Order in 120,069 ABY, I am known as the Dai-Grand Sith Lord, I wear the Prehumous Ceremonial Sith Robe from Force Unleashed 2 and have been given the Force Amplifying Kaiburr Crystal, which is worn on a necklace, not only do I have access to every Sith Knowledge Database, in which I have learned to kill a thousand other Force Sensitives with a mere gesture, to levitate and fly and even alter the orbits of galactic objects with telekinesis alone, but I'm allowed to study the Jedi arts and wield Jedi Powers freely although I am completely immune the Light Side's corruption. If need be, I can use any power ever!11!1!! I will never transcend into the Force because I am immortal.

Not only am I the second most Powerful Force User of all time (after BandonRevan of course), but I'm also the second greatest lightsaber duelist as well, I use no single Form of Lightsaber Combat, in a duel I alternate from all Seven Lightsaber Forms, Vapaad, the Fast Style, the Medium and the Strong Style as needed. I wield a curved transparent stone lightsaber hilt, the lightsaber has two thousand crystals, one of these crystals amplifies and bonds to my Force Energy and uses it to increase the power and heat of the blade, the other is a pure rainbow lightsaber crystal, producing a rainbow blade. Because of these crystals, my lightsaber is more powerful than any other lightsaber blade in History. It is also as large as a galaxy and I can destroy entire Solar Systems with one swing.

I also killed Zett Heavenwalker, raped his Force Ghost then fed on his force energies completley and utterly destroying him.

So that's my character.

Best. Character. Ever. Especially that last part.

I still fixed some things though to make it more realistic.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Best. Character. Ever. Especially that last part.

I still fixed some things though to make it more realistic.

*Waves commie flag* Expect to be banned!

Closed.