Chris Redfield vs. Albert Wesker: Order in the Court!

Onboard a train, Chris Redfield is on a honeymoon with Jill. The train goes in a tunnel and everything is pitch black. Chris heads back to what he thinks is his room and hears a woman. He believes it's Jill and continues to...errr...well you know. The train is out of the tunnel and everyone hears Chris and a woman screaming. Wesker and Jill barge into the room and see Chris in bed with a freaked out Excella Gione. Jill is left speechless and Wesker shouts "CHRIIIIIIIS!!! very angry-like.

Because Chris tried taking advantage of Excella (which he wasn't trying to do in the first place), Albert sues the poor, innocent, steroid addicted BSAA Agent.

Wesker's attorney is a fully Renegaded Commander Shepard who had enough prep time to be an expert lawyer and Chris' attorney is Phoenix Wright. The judge will be Old Snake just for the heck of it.

Who will win this court case?

OBJECTION!!! Redfield cant loose >:3

Wesker wins O_o

No way, Phoenix Wright cant loose. The universe will implode is he does.

I wonder how Wright will protect Chris when Shepard may say that Redfield's overuse of steroids probably messed with his hormone level which forced him to jump on Excella.

OBJECTION! But I have no explanation for this.

Leon runs into the courtroom and yells OBJECTION! Then does a backflip, thereby showing that Chris is not guilty.

OBJECTION!

Prove Chris was making love with Excella.

For all we know, Chris was grappling with a virus-enhanced Excella.

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Originally posted by BloodRain
No way, Phoenix Wright cant loose. The universe will implode is he does.

the only ace attorney character who's record is perfect is apollo's

that said and done - miles edgeworth - AA investigations FTW!!

anyways- wright wins by pulling an unbelievable story out of his ass, turning the case around and proving that it was in fact a clone of wesker disguised as chris banging excella 😛

wow that's pretty damn elaborate. but yeah I gotta agree with you. Phoenix Wright beats this case.